Dec 19, 2010 07:48
Hey um...quick question digital world, isn't burning mistletoe a bad thing? Aren't they like...poisonous?
Hey! I don't come to the bar and tell you how to be a drunk do I? Then stay outta my business, now where was I?
You were telling me I needed to get laid.
In a vulgar manner.
Seriously with flesh balloons like those why are you NOT in a relationship? Or several relationships?
Alright you're toast. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! [The sound of a flamethrower]
Ahhhhh oh god no why...why? Oh dear sweet baby Jesus....just kidding! I'm totally fine! HA! Now seriously what size bra do you wear?
DAMNIT! Alright chump you're getting tied to a grenade!