I'm not offended. Mostly a little amused. Plus, you just pointed out that Jesus is exceptional. But, you must know that He didn't try to eat his disciples- he ate fish. ;)
Not entirely true. Jesus didn't necessarily try to take the minds of humanity and make them as he was--he kind of argued the contrary. He just wanted everyone to treat each other with compassion. We can blame God for the whole taking our minds bit...
You guys are so right! We all know that Christianity has never been questioned by anyone- ever, and will probably never will be. What was I ever thinking? Oh, I wasn't! Hahahahahahaha
Do zombies eat one another? No. They "treat each other with compassion," because compassion for a zombie is not eating. Plus, the bible was written a long time ago, so spreading the "word of god" was probably really spreading zombiedom.
Mostly a little amused.
Plus, you just pointed out that Jesus is exceptional.
But, you must know that He didn't try to eat his disciples- he ate fish. ;)
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He still tried to take the minds of all humanity and make them as he was.
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Do zombies eat one another? No. They "treat each other with compassion," because compassion for a zombie is not eating. Plus, the bible was written a long time ago, so spreading the "word of god" was probably really spreading zombiedom.
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