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Apr 08, 2007 19:58

It's Easter.

Normally, when someone rises from the dead you shoot them with a shotgun.

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anonymous April 9 2007, 20:39:48 UTC
I'm not offended.
Mostly a little amused.
Plus, you just pointed out that Jesus is exceptional.
But, you must know that He didn't try to eat his disciples- he ate fish. ;)

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anonymous April 9 2007, 20:41:11 UTC
Just in case you couldn't figure out who would make such a comment-it was Chelsey.

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red_mitten April 10 2007, 04:57:22 UTC
Well they didn't have shotguns 2000 years ago. Duh.
He still tried to take the minds of all humanity and make them as he was.

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acrypticsmile April 11 2007, 21:16:53 UTC
Not entirely true. Jesus didn't necessarily try to take the minds of humanity and make them as he was--he kind of argued the contrary. He just wanted everyone to treat each other with compassion. We can blame God for the whole taking our minds bit...

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chels210116 April 12 2007, 02:18:16 UTC
You guys are so right! We all know that Christianity has never been questioned by anyone- ever, and will probably never will be. What was I ever thinking? Oh, I wasn't! Hahahahahahaha

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chels210116 April 12 2007, 02:19:32 UTC
Wow- go me! What an awesome sentence structure!

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red_mitten April 12 2007, 06:00:40 UTC
Oh yeah? Think about this one:

Do zombies eat one another? No. They "treat each other with compassion," because compassion for a zombie is not eating. Plus, the bible was written a long time ago, so spreading the "word of god" was probably really spreading zombiedom.

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anonymous April 12 2007, 21:30:04 UTC
Bahahahaha- Zombiedom? I think you are trying to create a religion.

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who_dini April 12 2007, 21:55:35 UTC
Jared...I love you man.

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acrypticsmile April 12 2007, 06:12:46 UTC
[???]

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acrypticsmile April 12 2007, 06:14:10 UTC
....that was in response to Chelsey's comment

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