Dear Xaldin-
Stop deluging me with stories about your awesome spears and your weird codominant relationship with Xemnas.
Why?
Because then, instead of studying for the GREs like I desperately need to do, I spend an evening writing Xaldin!fic THAT IS SO BAD AS TO BE UNPUBLISHABLE
GNNNNRRRRRRGGGHHH!
Sincerely, Merg.
p.s. I blame
kytha.