Dear Satan, err, Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I helped robotdan see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I set czar_lumberg's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to psionicfungus in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave lord_joebu a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1166 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
red_magnolia