doooood that's some old shit right there

Aug 29, 2005 18:03

1. Go into your LJ’s archive.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
(or put the whole damned entry if you're cool like me)

i'll stop being upset since you cant stop upsetting me

I am possessive over what is mine. I'm confrontational because I want you to call me out. I'm indecisive because sometimes I want to be told what to do. I live off my parent's support. I can drink a 12-pack of Coors Light in one sitting. My favorite colors are red and green. I like to keep secrets. I'll take them to my grave. I'm dishonest. I love passionately. I am rude. I make excellent fajitas. I can outdrink most of my friends. My passion easily fades. I'm the more boring person you'll ever meet. I'm the life of the party. I am sexual. I'm witty. I look good in a dress. I have a shorts-tan line. I'm a wallflower. I drive a truck. I am uncoordinated. I'm taller than you. I can move my toes individually. I'm not ready to grow up and settle down. I drink wine from a box. I've seen my only friend die. I've had better sex in my 19 years than most people have in their lives. I am caring. I am a procrastinator, a hypocrit and I masterbate. I have terrible timing. I'd be a lesbian if girls had penises. I love boobs. I am a compulsive shopper. I make lots of mistakes. I look at porn on the internet. I am addicted to Myspace. I have a messy room. I don't have any room for regrets. I don't wash my sheets often enough. I'd marry Harry Potter. Meatloaf is my all time favorite recording artist. When I try, does it show? I've dated a boy in a band. I am inappropriate. I don't shower every day. I saw my favorite band record their latest album. I get high and listen to the mars volta. I don't have any scene points. I love tobacco. I tend to find ways to ruin my life. I can ruin yours. I have an archrival. I'm smarter than her. I live on my own terms. I do what I am told. I am a brown-noser. I miss being nasty and adventerous. I own a passionate pink vibrator aka the lawnmower. SCV trumpet section leaders are fond of me. I've maximized Las Vegas. I am Elisa Francesca Moraga.
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