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[red_hot_pants]

Goodness, so much drama! It's everywhere! Why am I not involved?

Well, I'm rather late in writing, but there have been several things that needed dealing with. Like the fact that I am now the fabulously rich Lady Karin Carmody.

Why no, I'm not mourning my great-uncle in the slightest. He was a total bastard, and I'm sure that everyone who ever met

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[layers_of_snark]

Feel free to take away some of my drama, please. You are welcome to it.

Are you expecting us to bow and curtsey now? Please, no.

[red_hot_pants]

I thought you said in Potions that there was no drama, hmm?

Come on, what's going on? You can even making a private comment, if you want.

And please. Like you don't want to be drooling at my feet. I say where your eyes were directd at today, missy. Of course, i do have fantastic tits, so I'm not surprised.

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[layers_of_snark]

I wouldn't be drooling, nor was I directing my eyes at your spectacular rack. Had your cold shower for the day yet?

Things are complicated. I don't really want to talk about it.

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[red_hot_pants]

Oh, so you noticed that my rack is indeed spectacular~

If you didn't want to talk about it, hun, why did you open up a private chat?

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[layers_of_snark]

Well, nothing on mine, but you can hold your own.

... Glutton for punishment?

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[red_hot_pants]

Oh, please. There is such thing as too top heavy, you know. Of course, I think you're safe until you reach Professor Matsumoto's size.

Please. If you were that masochistic, you would have gone to Larxene.

Unless...rumours are true?

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[layers_of_snark]

Top heavy? You're saying I'm out of proportion?
I'm sort of in awe and terrified of Rangiku's boobs. They defy all laws of magic.

I... I didn't go to Larxene. I ran into her.
I wish they weren't true.

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[red_hot_pants]

Oh no, you're boobs are perfectly in proportion with the rest of you.

No, I'm kidding. You've got a fantasttic body, really. Mine's just better.

...you kissed her?

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[layers_of_snark]

Hah. You're unbelievable, Karin. I almost missed you.

Uh. It was more me slapping her, her grabbing me and then...
She kissed me. And then I kissed back. And then I ran away in tears.

Fun times for all.

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[red_hot_pants]

What do you mean, you didn't pine for me with every breath you took?

(Speaking of, how did you find Reginald, hmm? Actually, how did everyone else find Reginald?)

Oh, hun. You should know better than to go anywhere near Larxene, especially when you're messed up. She has that irritating way of knowing just where it'll hurt that most.

So, was it any good?

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[layers_of_snark]

Damn, you've figured me out. I dreamed of you nightly.

(Reginald was great, although I don't think he was very well received by my Housemates. Perhaps Caliber and Rosaline will be more popular.)

I didn't mean to, I was just trying to avoid the Common Room because Sakura was there and I was trying to figure out where to sleep.

... It was the most horrifying, humiliating thing in my entire life.
I did make her bleed, although that isn't exactly something I can brag about.

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[red_hot_pants]

:P

Yes, but Caliber and Rosaline are so boringly vanilla. And, they're almost well-written, shock horror.

Ino, baby, you can warm my bed any time.

Well, that's a given, but I meant the actual kiss. Was it any good, or is Larxene all mouth and no tongue?

What happened between you and Sakura anyway? Rumours are all I have to go on, and they're rumours.

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[layers_of_snark]

Perhaps Fitzpatrick and Montgomery, then? Nothing like nineteenth century homoerotica to delight and astound.

Oh, likewise, Karin. Likewise. You can snuggle my blues away.

It... Karin, I was a wreck! I'm still a wreck! I'm somehow producing an excellent illusion of being-fine because its you and we're talking via journal about erotica and how awesome our respective racks are! I don't even want to think about that kiss, although if you keep insisting then maybe we can just try a re-enactment because I can't tell you what it was like!

... I did some stupid things, Karin. That's all there is to it.

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[red_hot_pants]

Oh, I do like your thinking.

A re-enactment? Ino, hun, I though you were into Sakura?

And don't try to deny it, it's obvious to anyone with a brain.

Look, I'm not trying to make you feel worse about the whole thing, whatever the whole thing is. Believe it or not, I'm trying to make you feel better. Look, Axel's throwing a party sometime soon, time and location undecided, but I know there'll be foam and booze, and really, what's better than foam annd booze when your on a downer?

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[layers_of_snark]

It... was a joke.

I am into Sakura. I am. And I told her, and she didn't take it very well, which, considering I've been an epic grade bitch to her the last couple of days, is hardly surprising.

Merlin. A party? Will you carry me back to the Ravenclaw Common Room if I try to erase my memory of the last few days with massive amounts of Firewhiskey?

Foam and booze and awesome hotpants, maybe?

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[red_hot_pants]

Jokes like that, Ino, are the types of jokes that can get a girl into trouble.

Well, at least you're finally ready to admit it, I guess.

And she rejected you? Stupid bint. Just like...um, what was her name, the chick from the really bad vampire novel? Oh, Bella. Sparkly vampire my ass, she should have gone with the werewolf.

Yes, a party, and are you sure you want to trust a Slytherin with something like that?

I knew you just wanted in my pants.

You know, you seem to be taking this whole liking girls thing rather calmly. I'm impressed. Surprised, but impressed.