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...because i'm bored...soo bored that i wish i could stick a banig of tabs up my ass and trip out for a full year...
...yuck, and have such a bad, bad comedown...
1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
eddie
2. What body part do you hate?
my tail
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
mrs. matic
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
no, but i made out WITH a movie theater once...maybe twice
5. What body part do you wash first?
my tail
6. Do you have any piercings?
none
8. Is your driveway steep?
only when you look at it sideways while doing the moonwalker-lean-forward thing
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
pussy
10. Have you ever been tied up?
only by my neck
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
haha
14. How many times have you been cursed at?
everytimes
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
the middle one
16. How old are you?
18 with 8 years of experience
18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
no, but i think some friends may have benefited from me
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
their gender
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
no, i was 16 before i french kissed
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
cow's aren't the best waiters...so, no. I did watch my father hunt for snipes, though
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
montgomery burns
23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
none that i know of
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or to not bathe for a week?
i'd masturbate for a week, definitely...oh, i beg your pardon?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
that african-american midget WAS somewhat out of place
26. What was your childhood nickname?
lilintian!!!
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
it's been some time...i have to change the air strings first...by the way, it's "when WAS the last time you played the air guitar"
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
No, only in male locker rooms, thank you
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
watch the road
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
yes, and i warn you, they bite back
31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
i spread the ends apart and i continuously lick the center bit up and down and side to side, and eventually in a circular motion until it squirts back at me. then i know i'm done
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
sing with all my heart
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
yabang mo, ha
37. Why are you doing this survey?
as mentioned earlier, i'm bored
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
scrunch first, then i fold
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
i em a littol afreyd of gost
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
i didn't do it, but that strange old man did
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
what's a bar?
45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
funny, i may have called her by my male love interest's name. guilty
46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
you mean to say you're not supposed to sleep with dates?
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no, but i've done the twist while being naked
48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
*hic!*
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter than your date?
always. their brothers are always soooo hot and alluring
50. How many Bryce's do you know?
how many bryce's do YOU know?
...yuck, and have such a bad, bad comedown...
1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
eddie
2. What body part do you hate?
my tail
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
mrs. matic
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
no, but i made out WITH a movie theater once...maybe twice
5. What body part do you wash first?
my tail
6. Do you have any piercings?
none
8. Is your driveway steep?
only when you look at it sideways while doing the moonwalker-lean-forward thing
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
pussy
10. Have you ever been tied up?
only by my neck
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
haha
14. How many times have you been cursed at?
everytimes
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
the middle one
16. How old are you?
18 with 8 years of experience
18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
no, but i think some friends may have benefited from me
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
their gender
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
no, i was 16 before i french kissed
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
cow's aren't the best waiters...so, no. I did watch my father hunt for snipes, though
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
montgomery burns
23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
none that i know of
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or to not bathe for a week?
i'd masturbate for a week, definitely...oh, i beg your pardon?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
that african-american midget WAS somewhat out of place
26. What was your childhood nickname?
lilintian!!!
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
it's been some time...i have to change the air strings first...by the way, it's "when WAS the last time you played the air guitar"
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
No, only in male locker rooms, thank you
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
watch the road
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
yes, and i warn you, they bite back
31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
i spread the ends apart and i continuously lick the center bit up and down and side to side, and eventually in a circular motion until it squirts back at me. then i know i'm done
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
sing with all my heart
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
yabang mo, ha
37. Why are you doing this survey?
as mentioned earlier, i'm bored
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
scrunch first, then i fold
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
i em a littol afreyd of gost
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
i didn't do it, but that strange old man did
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
what's a bar?
45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
funny, i may have called her by my male love interest's name. guilty
46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
you mean to say you're not supposed to sleep with dates?
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no, but i've done the twist while being naked
48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
*hic!*
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter than your date?
always. their brothers are always soooo hot and alluring
50. How many Bryce's do you know?
how many bryce's do YOU know?