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Heroes Episode 21 'INTO ASYLUM' review
I was pretty excited for this episode today - so I am glad it lived up to my self-made hype, LOL XDD
We open this episode to the sound of a novelty horn to remind us that we are not in Costa Verde or NY but actually in MEXICO :D But there is no Maya or Alejandro here (I can hear some of you cheering...god, you guys are mean. I liked the annoying twins... XD)
Nathan speaks Spanish or something and I spaz and think I am watching a dubbed edition. But no.
Claire's hair is so nice this episode: she looks so cute with a fringe - better than the pulled back curly look she was sporting.
Nathan doesn't bother to change from his suit. I see a fault in his plan (and he totally reminded me of Tony Stark this episode FYI).
Claire and Rubbish!Padre do not approve of this motel room...at...all... *sad-face*
AngelaMEGABITCHPetrelli is on the lam with Petri Dish. Poor Angie. She looks so...dishevelled. >_>; And knackered. Petey is a good son. Her favourite, y/y? >_>; RAIN STARTS A-FALLING ...btw I have never loved the rain so much since this episode...you'll know why if you saw the episode and know who my personal fave is LOLOLOL >:D
Dead guys. <- Nice start to paragraph thur. D: Hunter is confused, and angry...and confused. And Office!Man pukes. Nice. Glad we didn't see any of THAT >_> HRG: "Bitch, stop rushing in." -- Yeah, Danko-chan, listen to Hugs Ribbons and Garlands, he knows what the eff he's on about. Probably. Anyway - agents shot in the back of the head. Not the usual dealio with our favourite psycho, so who is behind this shit?
Danko takes a breather and sits in his car and listens to some chilling music to relax (even attempts to light a cigarette D:)
"...I love this song."
Suddenly...he spins around! OMG SYLORZ IS IN HIS CAR?! D:<
*Whistles along with song somewhat aimlessly...and totally not the right tune either...what song is HE listening to??* "OMG Bloodbath, y/y?" Hunter: "..."
Like the cat I knew he was: "Did you get my gifts? Mrowl?" Danko knew he had a cat problem (he's been finding dead voles in his shoes for the past two days and it's grossing him out).
"I think...*funny head dance*...we should pull our resources" GAWD I love him so much this episode, LOL!
"And you're in WAAAYYYYYYY over your head in there~" :D
The Hunter is baffled, and confused...and BAFFLED. Why does this clearly awesome villain want to help him? But what can he do?? Sylar does his quick magic trick where he vanishes out of view and then stands in the rain and looks smug - cue fangirlish cheering at his awesomeness. THIS SHOW IS TOO GOOD~ :DD *Did I mention the music playing in this scene is hilarious?*
More Hunter: OMG SPEECH~ WE'RE GONNA DO THIS FOR THE DEAD AGENTS...AND THEIR FAMILIES...AND UH, FOR...UH...JESUS!! *shiftily moves the Sylar picture a little bit down next to the fairly harmless Heroes on the wanted list - I c wut ya did thur. XDD* And moves Geometry villain(?) into the top spot. HRG smells bs. Hunter listens to him - he seems to be listening to the One of You - One of Them lecture... I wonder why...? *Notice his shifty glances at the Sylar picture - - either he's a fanboy, awaiting the new Trek film...ORRR...he's gonna totally join forces with him*
Drunken Boys are loud and Claire's joke fools me and my brother for a few seconds until we realise that her plan must be a joke as that is just FOOLISH... >_>;; They need money, and Nathan decides to get pissed on Tequila with some teenagers. Nathan - that is NOT good...and you knew he'll fail before he even sits down, LOLOLOLOL.
Angela Petrelli tells Petey a lot about the family - and some childhood memories are told. We also learn some crucial stuff about her ability: she needs natural sleep in order to have her clairvoyant dreams. Interesting. Communion - OMG I had one of those...LOL.
Nathan and teenagers have a duel - with tequila. Oh no Nat-han-man NO...
Jenkins(?) - the guy with glasses who puked - is a Hunter fanboy LOL. XDD IT WAS INSPIRATIONAL, SIR. >_> Well, it wasn't THAT good.
Who is calling? - CUE: ZQ promo pictures all explained from a couple of months back. Oh look - Sylar still can do accents: is that a power or a hobby?
"Look in the box" - Sylar is helping you, Danko...whether you like it or not. "FYI IT'S A HEAD". OMG. WTF?? AND OMG AGAIN: Jenkins is EVILLLL. "He's a shapeshifter" - Cue me yelling: OMG TAKE HIS POWER TAKE HIS POWER TAKE HIS POWER!! :DDD Christmas has just come early, boys.
Hunter and co chase Jenkins. He changes forms - rather painfully actually (unlike Candice it seems he really shapeshifts, it's not just an illusionary cover). OMG OUCH. Jenkins gets away. Hunter = FAIL.
Petey retrieves Angela's coat -- from the poor box. >_> At least it's hers. Angela is melancholic - Sylar is happy this episode, so she absorbs most of the emo-waves that have not been emitted, even Claire, for Christ's sake, is in a chipper mood. XDD Poor Angie. Petri Dish will find the tea. <333 I love tea. *Immediately wants some tea* And Petri Dish and Angela have their usual heart-to-heart'ings.
Nathan fails. And collapses. OH NATHAN. >_>;;; Claire joins in the game on his behalf in order to win dollars and watch back. She pulls a hilarious face when she downs the alcohol - that I emphasise with. Alcohol = GROSSNESS DD:
Hunter pwns Sylar a little bit thur with his know-how. Although it's not that good a know-how but whatevs. He also seems to annoy Sylar as he knows how to kill him. Damn. "...Maybe!" -- gah, ZQ your acting skills in this scene are amazing. :DD HOW ARE YOU SO COOL AT EVERYTHING LOL. XDD Sylar is gonna lay a golden egg. Nuff said? >_> The Hunter is baffled and shocked again: omg he can't round up the Heroes...so...
"You chased a shapeshifter. You don't chase a shapeshifter." XDD *Duhh* "I'm just one photo on that board...just one...but I could help you~ find them all" -- GAH ACTING SKILLS FTW. He makes me want to be an actor quite a lot LOL XDD And the Hunter totally kicks ass this episode as well - he's like the perfect I-have-no-idea-wtf-I-am-up-to character LOL. He's so hilariously naive. Plus, any time Sylar has a partner in the show it always brings something extra - usually humour of some sort.
Angela prays to Jesus and Petey has a go at him. I felt sorry for Peter and I agree with him. So unfair, Heaven, really. But then a miracle is sent in the form of...AGENTS?!! >_> Damn it. Maybe God just hates you?
"You can tell everything about a person from their belongings" - that is, sadly, very true... The amount of comics and film magazines I own really does say a lot LOL ;DD Sylar may look like he's searching but he IS just tearing up that guy's house for the LULs. Love the use of the photographs in this episode: OMG HE'S IN ALL OF THEM? Ahh nice going there, writers, I applaud you. They must have a shapeshifter-wanna-be on their staff. XDD There's always one in each circle of friends... Sylar acts like Sherlock (with Watson!Hunter) and it all falls into place. They know where to look.
Claire wins. OMG CLAIRE I LOVE YOU THIS SEASON <333 *high-fives*
Angela can't keep the eff down when she and son hide in the confessional box. HRG stumbles in and finds them but like the loveable ambiguous dude he is, he let's em go. I love HRG *hugs*
The Hunter hopes that he is in a loud noisy young people's night club on business terms not to party with a supervillain. Luckily (or unluckily for him) they find their shapeshifter before Lady Gaga's Just Dance comes on (totally his favourite song). XD AHAHA I laughed quite heartily in this scene. "He's a better you than you" HAHAHAH I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!! XDDD "What's he up to?" *Clearly feigning ignorance to avoid shame. Damn it, Hunter you're hilarious. XDD* As they both try to catch up to Player!Hunter, Sylar gets stuck in a mosh pit. JK XDD
Claire helps Drunk!Padre/Nathan!Stark home and he leans on a sliding door - cue more laughing from my brother and me. Drunken Nathan claims he can sort out the mess he made. >_> Right.
Hunter shoots Fake!Sylar and Real!Sylar emerges. OMG WTF NO LUNCH? Oh wait - no, the snack is STILL alive. So Sylar chows down...sort of... XDD Scared!Sylar - although fake - is surprisingly worrying DD: Poor guy. No head-slicing for you though. Wonder what he did? It wasn't empathy - you have to be, uh, empathic. XD
Sober!Nathan claims he was lying - no, your subconscious was telling Claire what you really wanna do. Oh poor Nathan and his conflictedness. XDD Claire leaves angrily. NOOOO CLAIRE.
An Angel tells Angela (LOL) that she needs to find her sister or some shizz like that - Petey can't wait. FAMILY PETRELLI --- ASSEMBLE!!!
Nathan buys Claire a nice necklace - and I am immediately best friends with both of them again LOL XDD I no longer hate them. They are awesome as a team :DD
Hatchet in head -- black bag. THAT MASS-ON SPOILER WAS A RED HERRING. Yes, it's Sylorz. BUT IT'S NOT. XDDD Ohhhh you got me, various publications, you got me~~~. HRG can't believe this shit. And Sylar turns back into a man. XD It makes sense if you, uh, watch it. XDD And his eyes change colour - I found that freakily awesome: if only one could change their eye colour at will, eh? I'd have two different coloured ones, LOL. PS: I totally bet he becomes Nathan at some point... ;D
And somewhere in the desert-like regions of the US, Luke Campbell feels like his missing out on something. POOR KID. DD:,
Overall:
I love this show too much. This episode was love.
I really cannot sum up how grateful and in love with this show I am. XDD AHAH It's so good.
The script, the acting, the camera angles, the colouring... GAH THIS IS ALL SO AWESOME.
*Applauds madly*
PPS: In case anyone was wondering I AM doing this in my free time and YES. I have a lot of free time -- well now anyway - revision begins again soon DDD: *sad-face* ...moop.