Life mimics Resident Evil...

[red_eyed_yoshi]

Stolen from bladeshot

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

Zombie dogs...freaky...

Zombie people within a year...where's Leon when you need him?

Comments

[dimat]

Leon? He's out scoring with the ladies, being the smooth character that he is.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

Hehe...I'm not so sure about that...

[dimat]

All lies! Leon's a manly man. Just because he doesn't want to get it on with whiney little monkey eared brats means nothing!

[red_eyed_yoshi]

A...manly man, you say? A man's man? Seems...pretty...a-whooo...to me...

http://gc.advancedmn.com/images/media/re4-17.jpg

You can't tell me that his hair and jacket just don't scream flaming.

[dimat]

What can I say? The man has style. It's why he can be so picky about which chick he bangs.

[red_eyed_yoshi]

"Look lady, if you don't have a full scrotum, I ain't screwing you."

[dimat]

I can feel the jealously man, just let it go. Here's what's more likely to happen:

Random Slut: "Make love to me Leon!"

Leon: "Dammit woman! I've already made love to you sixteen times today, I've got to go fight more zombies! Now hand me my gun."

RS: "Which one?"

Leon: "It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it."

[red_eyed_yoshi]

You...you, ah, seem to be defending him with much fervor...you...do you have a thing for Leon? ;P