Fox News - giving me something to bitch about since 2001.

Aug 02, 2006 06:39

maybe im angry so often cuz i watch so much fox news; fox and friends is on now and they just finished a story on cynthia mckinney, congresswoman from georgia who allegedly hit a capitol hill cop. while gabbing about one of the few black representatives, their noses were turned up so high i could see the inner workings of their brain, and i swear, it was switched with a robots. reporting the story of her lawsuit in such a mocking manner, they also tried to point out that she claimed bush knew about 9/11 beforehand (dont really know what that has to do with the actual story, but thats one of the things fox news is best at, pointing out something that has nothing to do with anything, just so we, the ignorant masses, know how we should feel about ms mckinney, and oh, ok, shes clearly a terrorist) but when they actually read her quote, which actually was more like "they had warnings and didn't tell us," the blonde lady with a pound of makeup cleared it up for us, saying that that sounds the same as the bush conspiracy. and after the story, cakeface for some reason had to point out, in her exact words "she has the black vote and [her challenger] has the white vote" (i'd be up for hours if i started on why she had to literally throw that in at the last second)

also on fox friends, james hirsin, who wrote the book hollywood nation, came on to pitch his book and rag on michael moore and barbara streisand and their "left coast lies," but here's the shocker, before he got into it, dude went on a tangent about how great of a guy mel gibson is! now thats hilarious.

"Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world...[to the cop] Are you a Jew?"
-Mel Gibson

see, wonderful man, but watch out for that barbara streisand, she just might start a war or something.

now fox & friends are informing me that we should be afraid of brown people again because hezbollah is here in america, and they could be living right across the way from you right now and "they make al-qaeda look like cub scouts," and "thanks to the new york times, they know how we track 'em." so be extra afraid today, burn your ny times, and keep a close watch even the most trustworthy of arabs.

~KILLUMINATI~
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