Mighty Men Vs. Cereal Killers
Could superheroes used to fighting serial killers take on cereal characters
With Bruce Wayne turning Batman into a global brand nowadays, a whole new battlefield potentially opens up: what if existing corporate characters don't like superheroes muscling in on their turf? We predict the chaos that might ensue:
Batman vs. Ronald McDonald - Batman’s used to fighting psychotic clowns, but not the kind who’ll target his cardio conditioning via tasty McRibs. If Adam West taught us anything, it’s that even with a belly Batman beats the baddies. Outcome: Ronald gets fried.
Plastic Man vs. the Michelin Man - Plastic Man's biggest asset is that he can slip out of any foe’s grasp, but the Michelin Man can grip even the slickest roads. We’re thinking Plastic Man might just get "tired" out, leaving Mich king of the hill.
Blade vs. Count Chocula - Like Blade, the Count is evidently a "daywalker", as he always shows up around breakfast time. So it’s a tougher than usual battle for the vampire slayer - we’re thinking both competitors would bring backup. Can Boo Berry and Franken Berry handle Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds? Since Reynolds is both Deadpool and Green Lantern in one, and Biel is...um...hot...we say nay. Blade and posse take cereal victories here.
Ben Affleck as Daredevil vs. The Aflac Duck - That crazy quacker already drives us regular folks nuts; with his super-sensitive ears, Red Leather Ben would be driven insane after hearing that freaky fowl open its orange gob repeatedly. One quack-up later, it’s the duck by a beak.
With Bruce Wayne turning Batman into a global brand nowadays, a whole new battlefield potentially opens up: what if existing corporate characters don't like superheroes muscling in on their turf? We predict the chaos that might ensue:
Batman vs. Ronald McDonald - Batman’s used to fighting psychotic clowns, but not the kind who’ll target his cardio conditioning via tasty McRibs. If Adam West taught us anything, it’s that even with a belly Batman beats the baddies. Outcome: Ronald gets fried.
Plastic Man vs. the Michelin Man - Plastic Man's biggest asset is that he can slip out of any foe’s grasp, but the Michelin Man can grip even the slickest roads. We’re thinking Plastic Man might just get "tired" out, leaving Mich king of the hill.
Blade vs. Count Chocula - Like Blade, the Count is evidently a "daywalker", as he always shows up around breakfast time. So it’s a tougher than usual battle for the vampire slayer - we’re thinking both competitors would bring backup. Can Boo Berry and Franken Berry handle Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds? Since Reynolds is both Deadpool and Green Lantern in one, and Biel is...um...hot...we say nay. Blade and posse take cereal victories here.
Ben Affleck as Daredevil vs. The Aflac Duck - That crazy quacker already drives us regular folks nuts; with his super-sensitive ears, Red Leather Ben would be driven insane after hearing that freaky fowl open its orange gob repeatedly. One quack-up later, it’s the duck by a beak.