[Lost] catch-up
Catching up on the Lost episodes since the hiatus.
So Rousseau's actually dead? *sadface*
RAR. I AM JACK. I MUST WALK YOU THROUGH CUTTING MY APPENDIX OUT BECAUSE I AM AN ASSHOLE CONTROL FREAK.
I mean, it's not like you're a *real* doctor or anything, right Juliet? I mean, you're like, a girl and stuff. *hates*
Man, and I can't even *pretend* that Jack's going to die because of the flashforwards. :P Unless Hurley's right and they are all dead, but that means Sayid and Sun and Hurley and Kate and Aaron are dead, too, which would be sad.
Oh, man, did Jack just seriously propose to Kate? ahhaha. Oh Kate. I hope you like being stalked when this whole thing goes down the tubes! He will watch you from his car and cry.
I heart Twitchy McFarraday. *pets him*
Manly Jack must be awake through his surgery! If I were Juliet- or Bernard- I would just knock him out anyway. Who wants a fucking backseat surgeon? Dick.
Oh, yay, they did! \o/ Go Juliet!
Who the fuck is creepy lurking white guy in the flashforward? Oh, Jack's dead dad. Who sets off smoke detectors, I guess?
Ahaha, it looks like Jack's crying over a smoke alarm, lulz.
The scene with Jack and Kate in the kitchen reminds me of the scene where he broke up with his first wife.
Ggood job, Jack, you down those sleeping pills with booze. GOOD DADDY. Maybe he'll die IN THE FUTURE.
Oh, that's right, Jack's dad is Claire's dad, too. Does she know he's dead? Time to check Lostpedia!
looks like no?
Oh, Jack, you haven't even started your marriage and already it's falling apart because you're a suspicious insecure bastard. CRY MOAR, JACK. Die in a fire.
soooo much hate. So much.
Poor wee Emily.
I could totally watch the adventures of Ben, Locke, and Hurley wandering around in the dark and bickering for an hour. I would be down with that.
mmm, except with occasional cuts to Sayid. So pretty.
...actually, you could probably just drop Jack and maybe Kate off a bridge and then I would be pretty damn happy with the line-up.
I like Locke a lot more since he went batshit. When I was *supposed* to like him, I didn't. Now that I'm not *expected* to like him- or at least, expected to think he's right about everything- I have a certain fondness.
Man, John, your life just sucked right from the goddamn start, didn't it?
Heeyyy, it's crazy Richard Alpert with his pritty pritty eyeliner! And he knew Locke's grandma, apparently.
Heee, I love Hurley's idea of small talk. "So, uh, so this is where you shot Locke, huh?"
Wow, John's high school science teacher sucks, man. "You are doomed to a life of test tubes!" Jeez. Way to be encouraging.
so much creepy dead people.
Claire, honey, you don't look so good. Hanging out with your dead pappy probably isn't the best idea.
I dig Ben and Hurley's little bonding session with the candy bar, there.
Move... the island.
Geography doesn't work that way?
"It's fine! We all agree!" says Jack, without talking to anyone else. Prick.
Ohh, nobody's waiting for Sayid so Hurley just drags him over to his family. HEART.
Stupid-ass Jack with his stupid "Rar I must do EVERYTHING even if I die which will not help any-damn-body!"
Man, normally my response to a love triangle is "threesome! :D" but Jack would probably cry through the whole thing.
TAKE CARE OF THE BABY, KATE.
I hate you, Jack.
Poor Sayid. We already know whatever happens with Nadia, it doesn't work out, but oh, Sayid.
omg omg omg SUN. You GO girl.
Oh, hey, whispery voices! We've missed you.
...yes, Hurley, a statue of the Virgin will totally take out smoke monsters or whatevs.
heee. "Jesus Christ is not a weapon."
...classy choice of party theme, Hurley's mom.
I like how boat number one consists of Jin, Sun, Aaron, and a bunch of people we've never seen before. woo hoo.
O HAI MICHAEL.
I hadn't thought about the fact that being Claire's brother makes Jack Aaron's Uncle. Hmm.
wait, it looks like I missed an episode, because apparently Alex is dead? D: But we don't have that one recorded. D: D: D:
and damnit, I don't have BitTorrent on the loaner comp. But it's on the ABC site. Phew.
...Episodes currently unavailable? D:
So Rousseau's actually dead? *sadface*
RAR. I AM JACK. I MUST WALK YOU THROUGH CUTTING MY APPENDIX OUT BECAUSE I AM AN ASSHOLE CONTROL FREAK.
I mean, it's not like you're a *real* doctor or anything, right Juliet? I mean, you're like, a girl and stuff. *hates*
Man, and I can't even *pretend* that Jack's going to die because of the flashforwards. :P Unless Hurley's right and they are all dead, but that means Sayid and Sun and Hurley and Kate and Aaron are dead, too, which would be sad.
Oh, man, did Jack just seriously propose to Kate? ahhaha. Oh Kate. I hope you like being stalked when this whole thing goes down the tubes! He will watch you from his car and cry.
I heart Twitchy McFarraday. *pets him*
Manly Jack must be awake through his surgery! If I were Juliet- or Bernard- I would just knock him out anyway. Who wants a fucking backseat surgeon? Dick.
Oh, yay, they did! \o/ Go Juliet!
Who the fuck is creepy lurking white guy in the flashforward? Oh, Jack's dead dad. Who sets off smoke detectors, I guess?
Ahaha, it looks like Jack's crying over a smoke alarm, lulz.
The scene with Jack and Kate in the kitchen reminds me of the scene where he broke up with his first wife.
Ggood job, Jack, you down those sleeping pills with booze. GOOD DADDY. Maybe he'll die IN THE FUTURE.
Oh, that's right, Jack's dad is Claire's dad, too. Does she know he's dead? Time to check Lostpedia!
looks like no?
Oh, Jack, you haven't even started your marriage and already it's falling apart because you're a suspicious insecure bastard. CRY MOAR, JACK. Die in a fire.
soooo much hate. So much.
Poor wee Emily.
I could totally watch the adventures of Ben, Locke, and Hurley wandering around in the dark and bickering for an hour. I would be down with that.
mmm, except with occasional cuts to Sayid. So pretty.
...actually, you could probably just drop Jack and maybe Kate off a bridge and then I would be pretty damn happy with the line-up.
I like Locke a lot more since he went batshit. When I was *supposed* to like him, I didn't. Now that I'm not *expected* to like him- or at least, expected to think he's right about everything- I have a certain fondness.
Man, John, your life just sucked right from the goddamn start, didn't it?
Heeyyy, it's crazy Richard Alpert with his pritty pritty eyeliner! And he knew Locke's grandma, apparently.
Heee, I love Hurley's idea of small talk. "So, uh, so this is where you shot Locke, huh?"
Wow, John's high school science teacher sucks, man. "You are doomed to a life of test tubes!" Jeez. Way to be encouraging.
so much creepy dead people.
Claire, honey, you don't look so good. Hanging out with your dead pappy probably isn't the best idea.
I dig Ben and Hurley's little bonding session with the candy bar, there.
Move... the island.
Geography doesn't work that way?
"It's fine! We all agree!" says Jack, without talking to anyone else. Prick.
Ohh, nobody's waiting for Sayid so Hurley just drags him over to his family. HEART.
Stupid-ass Jack with his stupid "Rar I must do EVERYTHING even if I die which will not help any-damn-body!"
Man, normally my response to a love triangle is "threesome! :D" but Jack would probably cry through the whole thing.
TAKE CARE OF THE BABY, KATE.
I hate you, Jack.
Poor Sayid. We already know whatever happens with Nadia, it doesn't work out, but oh, Sayid.
omg omg omg SUN. You GO girl.
Oh, hey, whispery voices! We've missed you.
...yes, Hurley, a statue of the Virgin will totally take out smoke monsters or whatevs.
heee. "Jesus Christ is not a weapon."
...classy choice of party theme, Hurley's mom.
I like how boat number one consists of Jin, Sun, Aaron, and a bunch of people we've never seen before. woo hoo.
O HAI MICHAEL.
I hadn't thought about the fact that being Claire's brother makes Jack Aaron's Uncle. Hmm.
wait, it looks like I missed an episode, because apparently Alex is dead? D: But we don't have that one recorded. D: D: D:
and damnit, I don't have BitTorrent on the loaner comp. But it's on the ABC site. Phew.
...Episodes currently unavailable? D: