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mum says I am getting stinky. That probably means I will get groomed soon. I like that.
I will walk mum around the lake. Most of the dogs I meet are very nice and we like to say Hi. I have somefriends that I see once a week or so. I usually see them three times or so on the walk. There are some bullies too. They know who they are. They drag their mums and dads around the lake and their parents look so dismayed. They dont talk to their dogs. They just look like they want to go home. These dogs just want to pick fights with other dogs. They love the lake but they dont get to go there as often as I do. I like to be outfront to see who is coming next. Mum shouts heel. what. ever.
I would much rather talk to my friends then walk behind mums ass. She is so persistant about that heel thing though. If I am walking behind mum I cant tell her to walk faster. Sometimes mum holds freeze dried liver in her closed fist and lets me lick it to get me to walk behind her. So I let up a little and stay there until mums hands are properly gooey. silly woman. The dog trainer told her it would work. and yeah I guess for a while it does. So long as her fist is my liver lollipop.
Last night mum put food in my bowl but then Nigel came and wanted some. I was real hungry but backed up and let him have at it. He hates dogfood. He da man.
I will walk mum around the lake. Most of the dogs I meet are very nice and we like to say Hi. I have somefriends that I see once a week or so. I usually see them three times or so on the walk. There are some bullies too. They know who they are. They drag their mums and dads around the lake and their parents look so dismayed. They dont talk to their dogs. They just look like they want to go home. These dogs just want to pick fights with other dogs. They love the lake but they dont get to go there as often as I do. I like to be outfront to see who is coming next. Mum shouts heel. what. ever.
I would much rather talk to my friends then walk behind mums ass. She is so persistant about that heel thing though. If I am walking behind mum I cant tell her to walk faster. Sometimes mum holds freeze dried liver in her closed fist and lets me lick it to get me to walk behind her. So I let up a little and stay there until mums hands are properly gooey. silly woman. The dog trainer told her it would work. and yeah I guess for a while it does. So long as her fist is my liver lollipop.
Last night mum put food in my bowl but then Nigel came and wanted some. I was real hungry but backed up and let him have at it. He hates dogfood. He da man.