Zehnte

[red_devil_02]

[Private, hackable]

Okay, you know what? Fuck it. I quit. I'm just going to become a nun. Nothing about romance could possibly be worth the weird things that happen when I pursue it.

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Hacked because empty posts are boring

[duo_death_god]

I'm assuming your joking.

[red_devil_02]

I'm being a thousand percent serious.

So where do I get a habit, anyway?

[duo_death_god]

If you tried to be a nun, I can see you accusing got of peeping on you. I think they make them themselves, or is that the amish?

[red_devil_02]

Well, where'd you get that priest's collar?

[duo_death_god]

From a priest, I don't know where he got it.

[red_devil_02]

Hm.

So why'd he give it to you?

[duo_death_god]

I will tell you that if you tell me why you want to be a nun all of the sudden.

[red_devil_02]

*sigh* Might as well.

Julius. Handsome, sweet, and it turns out entirely uninterested in me. I find this out by accidentally seeing him confess his love to someone else who I already didn't like. And then I...well, I learned a few too many details. Ugh.

Add this to Kaji gallivanting all over the world while I get sick of waiting for him and the kinds of plebeian amoebas that actually are attracted to me, and it's temporarily killed any interest in men.

Your turn.

[duo_death_god]

Plebian amoebas? Well hell that doesn't sound encouraging.

I grew up in a church. During a civil war, we got pulled into the fighting when some rebels tried to use the church as a hiding place.

I won't go into the details, but I was the only survivor. I took Maxwell's collar as a reminder of everyone I knew there.

[red_devil_02]

Oh.

*got nothing clever to say to that*

[duo_death_god]

So yeah.

Don't become a nun, you'd make a terrible one.

[red_devil_02]

Don't make me take a ruler to you, Duo.

[duo_death_god]

They'd also probably make you stop piloting your eva.

[red_devil_02]

Surely it would depend on which order it was.

[duo_death_god]

Maybe the Convent of St. Rocket Punch.