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[red_claws]

Just finished writing up report cards today for my students. They're doing alright I guess, considering I don't really know what I'm doing

Comments

[naju]

Sweet mother of god, that peepee anecdote was HILARIOUS! :D

[anonymous]

"I what my what!" Oh, man, if these kids ever knew how hilarious that is in english, they would keel over. ANd their parents would press charges. Good stuff.
Kyla

[insomni_matt]

This one kid returns his homework the next day with a sentence that says: "I pet my peepee."

I will never forget this, ever. Seriously loling. Seriously.

[alpha_tango]

Hehehee...even though you sound so aloof about things, it sounds like the kids are growing on you :)

[anonymous]

About a month before I got here 2 of the boys were caught in the gym with their pants down doing that exact same thing...to each other. The teacher that caught them got in trouble because she couldn't stop it! I think I'd claim some sort of emotional distress leave. Geebus.

Kirsta