Voting didn't make the cut
I feel fat. Overdosed on chocolate, if that's possible.
18 things I can now (legally) do:
1) Buy cigarettes (except I don't smoke)
2) Buy lottery tickets (except I don't have money to waste)
3) Buy porn (except . . . . no)
4) Sign my own release forms (Ben doesn't have to be my fencing guardian anymore)
5) Drive after midnight
6) Get into 18 and over clubs
7) Post naked pictures of myself on the Interent (except . . . no)
8) Have sex with almost anyone I want
9) Rape Blake and/or Jordan
10) Go to real jail
11) Be drafted (except, wait . . . I have breasts and a uterus - damn)
12) Drink alcohol (except not. I guess legal adults aren't THAT mature and responsible)
13) Buy smoking paraphernalia (Does anyone actually use those pipes for tobacco?)
14) Order shit (like those lame coloring toys) off of television
15) Be taken across a state line by someone other than my parents
16) Change my name
17) Get a tattoo
18) Make a will
18 things I can now (legally) do:
1) Buy cigarettes (except I don't smoke)
2) Buy lottery tickets (except I don't have money to waste)
3) Buy porn (except . . . . no)
4) Sign my own release forms (Ben doesn't have to be my fencing guardian anymore)
5) Drive after midnight
6) Get into 18 and over clubs
7) Post naked pictures of myself on the Interent (except . . . no)
8) Have sex with almost anyone I want
9) Rape Blake and/or Jordan
10) Go to real jail
11) Be drafted (except, wait . . . I have breasts and a uterus - damn)
12) Drink alcohol (except not. I guess legal adults aren't THAT mature and responsible)
13) Buy smoking paraphernalia (Does anyone actually use those pipes for tobacco?)
14) Order shit (like those lame coloring toys) off of television
15) Be taken across a state line by someone other than my parents
16) Change my name
17) Get a tattoo
18) Make a will