On the Fair
1: Cotton candy = insulation.
Thus, I don't eat cotton candy because it would be like eating insulation, and if you eat insulation, your stomach bleeds, which is gross.
2: I don't ride scary rides. (i.e. rides that go upside down). I like most everything else - especially the swings and the swinging-ship-thing - and I don't care if I'm the oldest one riding.
3: If I get too much of an adrenaline rush, I start hysterically laughing and can't stop. It's like I'm on drugs. At this point, I'm likely to do something stupid or crazy or both.
4: Funnel cake is only good in moderation.
5: People are stupid, and people from middle school are even more stupid. The fair is a good place to go if you like to gossip.
6: Always, always, always use the buddy system.
7: Riding the farris wheel with friends is just as much fun as riding it with a boyfriend. But fun in a different way.
8: My neck hurts.
9: Putting both my wallet and my cell phone in the back of my jeans isn't flattering - even if it means I don't have to keep track of my purse. And it makes me feel somewhat like a guy.
10: Remember where you park. It's important.
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Caroline and Margaret turned 18 on Friday. Christ on tree - I'm still in shock. That means that in four months and nine days I become a legal adult. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Thus, I don't eat cotton candy because it would be like eating insulation, and if you eat insulation, your stomach bleeds, which is gross.
2: I don't ride scary rides. (i.e. rides that go upside down). I like most everything else - especially the swings and the swinging-ship-thing - and I don't care if I'm the oldest one riding.
3: If I get too much of an adrenaline rush, I start hysterically laughing and can't stop. It's like I'm on drugs. At this point, I'm likely to do something stupid or crazy or both.
4: Funnel cake is only good in moderation.
5: People are stupid, and people from middle school are even more stupid. The fair is a good place to go if you like to gossip.
6: Always, always, always use the buddy system.
7: Riding the farris wheel with friends is just as much fun as riding it with a boyfriend. But fun in a different way.
8: My neck hurts.
9: Putting both my wallet and my cell phone in the back of my jeans isn't flattering - even if it means I don't have to keep track of my purse. And it makes me feel somewhat like a guy.
10: Remember where you park. It's important.
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Caroline and Margaret turned 18 on Friday. Christ on tree - I'm still in shock. That means that in four months and nine days I become a legal adult. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.