Spank me ;)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I punched spazgirlnocatch in the arm (-10 points). Last month I helped noodle_tyme hide a body (-173 points). In April I helped naziworm see the light (8 points). Last week I broke puppette's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, djmomar (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5187 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
red_as_rain