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"If you're going through a toll booth on a date, you're probably being kidnapped."
- Bob Kevoian
"I am not gay, but for $4 million I could be confused for a night."
- Roy Wood, Jr.
"Love is an emotion, and you can't control your emotions. If you could control them, there would be no need for bouncers or rape whistles."
- Doug Stanhope on why marriages fail
- Bob Kevoian
"I am not gay, but for $4 million I could be confused for a night."
- Roy Wood, Jr.
"Love is an emotion, and you can't control your emotions. If you could control them, there would be no need for bouncers or rape whistles."
- Doug Stanhope on why marriages fail