A friend email's me this...
The Hooker & The Immigrant -
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100" she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be? So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and we pay!
Except.. the story really isn't true is it? I get the illegal immigrants are here, illegally, however the story leaves out the pimps, you know the employers who illegally hire these people to avoid paying the government and work them at substandard pay and conditions. Oh and the bad cops, the government that collect their social security if they are paying it, knowing that the illegals can't collect it because their IDs are false, oh the Country in general who will set up an facility including health care on an island under a great statue with wonderful words if you come from Europe, but if you come from Asian or South America will want to build a wall to keep you out. We need to talk about the A word, amnesty for those who are here, amnesty for those who were duped into thinking those they hired where here legally and F word, massive fines for those who knowingly and willing hired them or looked the other way.
Just sayin'
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100" she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be? So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and we pay!
Except.. the story really isn't true is it? I get the illegal immigrants are here, illegally, however the story leaves out the pimps, you know the employers who illegally hire these people to avoid paying the government and work them at substandard pay and conditions. Oh and the bad cops, the government that collect their social security if they are paying it, knowing that the illegals can't collect it because their IDs are false, oh the Country in general who will set up an facility including health care on an island under a great statue with wonderful words if you come from Europe, but if you come from Asian or South America will want to build a wall to keep you out. We need to talk about the A word, amnesty for those who are here, amnesty for those who were duped into thinking those they hired where here legally and F word, massive fines for those who knowingly and willing hired them or looked the other way.
Just sayin'