(no subject)
Twas the night before finals
And all through the college
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.
I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy,
My eyes went a'blur,
I just couldn't study.
I'd pretty much concluded
Life is unfair and cruel,
Since our futures depend
On grades made in school.
Why should us students
Make such a fuss,
About what those teachers
Toss out to us?
On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!
Your teachers won't flunk you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test.
And all through the college
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.
I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy,
My eyes went a'blur,
I just couldn't study.
I'd pretty much concluded
Life is unfair and cruel,
Since our futures depend
On grades made in school.
Why should us students
Make such a fuss,
About what those teachers
Toss out to us?
On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!
Your teachers won't flunk you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test.