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[recycling]

Hi, my name is Jay Ouderkirk, and welcome to (of course) my Livejournal. There's quite a bit of public material on here to read from the past which, really, could provide enough reading material for quite some time. However, if you want to add me as a friend, that's okay too. I like getting to know new people..and as long as you have a pulse, I'm

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[ex_juandave]

I certainly hate you.

[recycling]

Welcome aboard!

[aspiring2live]

Ha! That was my first thought to, to post the hate comment!

Yeah, I'm along for the ride read.

[recycling]

Yes you are..Bruce..if that is your real name.

[aspiring2live]

Okay, you got me, my whole journal is an elaborate hoax designed to set up the false character "Bruce," allowing me to read YOUR journal. I am really your arch enemy, [insert arch enemy name here], and I'm telling you this now because it is too late for you to stop me. I have become too powerful absorbing all your insignificant and whiny Jayisms from your journal while you trusted me. I shall now crush you under my heal effortlessly because, uh, because there is a really good arch enemy reason to do this! Ha, I say!

(Yeah, a little low on sleep just now. Sorry.)

[recycling]

Confound you and your nefarious plans, Dr. Weatherbottom! You may have escaped in your dirigible this time, but I will find you and bring you to Scotland Yard!

[aspiring2live]

I'm not sure what's worse, being know as Dr. Weatherbottom, or the fact that you would consider that to be a good name for an archenemy! Heh. Hope you are doing well, btw.