Meme
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (And he comes home from Iraq in 22 days. Uh, and it AIN'T Flyboy!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Fuck that, since I finished school I am a Food Network addict!)
✓ I own lots of books. (Most of them are cookbooks or Shel Silverstein books.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Nope, had PRK on July 15, 2005!)
× I love to play video games. (Only if it is old school Pac Man.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Fuck no.)
× I've watched porn movies. (I have seen one, and thought it was horrible. I've seen more action on Taxi Cab Confessions!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No, and I have never had a psycho ex, but my mom has. Thank goondess he kicked it.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, I have no brain left after graduate school.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Um, I don't belong to MS-13, thanks.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I LOVE the rain, when I am sleeping.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Hell yeah! Who the hell wouldn't?)
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Miss it like crazy. I think I may get some this weekend!)
× I talk really, really fast. (Bitch, please. I'm from the south.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (I do now!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I wish! Never been, have always wanted to go.)
× I have at least one sibling. (I have no siblings. I am a version 1.0)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I wore acrylic french maicured nails in college.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Hell, I barely use my phone!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I like the way that I look very much!)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? You mean like a chicken pecks at corn?)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Hate it! If you need to reach me, e-mail me.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (As soon as I get in the door after work I throw off my work clothes and put pj bottoms and a wife beater on!)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom fookin' rocks!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (You think?)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Boy do I have a story to tell when I finally update! :))
✓ I currently like/love someone. (And he comes home in 22 days!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I don't just have a Plan A. Honey, I have a plan A-D.)
× I want to have children in the future. (HELL NO)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes and it was disgusting!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm totally allergic to bell peppers!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (We all do, dear.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I know it is hard to believe, but it is true.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Yell yeah!)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drink at least one glass of wine a day, and I have never tried drugs. Ever.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Oh hell no, that is so wrong.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I am from Texas, you know.)
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think it is awesome because it is the one day out of the year that I can dress in slutty drag.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I definately can't complain!)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (Not anymore!)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (I am fortunate and have gotten further than I ever thought possible.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (In fact, I have never been more comfortable with who I am than I am right now.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (I think the navel piercing may come out soon though.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Been there, done that, and am currently in the porocess of achieving another one!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Not anymore, but wish I were.)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Stupid fucker. Trust me you will hear all about it soon...)
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Horrid. Absolutely horrid.)
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Try 3!)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (And I know it sounds mean and cruel, but I hope that fucker retires soon.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (As an appetizer, too!)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (Only when I am too hammered to know better, which isn't often.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Dude, have you SEEN The Notebook?)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Not yet!)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (And it usually has to do with music!)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (It's true!)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Seriously.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Duh, I'm a procrastinator!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Liberty-Newark Airport, 2001)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I wear my claddagh ring every day!)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Cead mile faitle!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (And he comes home from Iraq in 22 days. Uh, and it AIN'T Flyboy!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Fuck that, since I finished school I am a Food Network addict!)
✓ I own lots of books. (Most of them are cookbooks or Shel Silverstein books.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Nope, had PRK on July 15, 2005!)
× I love to play video games. (Only if it is old school Pac Man.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Fuck no.)
× I've watched porn movies. (I have seen one, and thought it was horrible. I've seen more action on Taxi Cab Confessions!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No, and I have never had a psycho ex, but my mom has. Thank goondess he kicked it.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yes, I have no brain left after graduate school.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Um, I don't belong to MS-13, thanks.)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I LOVE the rain, when I am sleeping.)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Hell yeah! Who the hell wouldn't?)
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Miss it like crazy. I think I may get some this weekend!)
× I talk really, really fast. (Bitch, please. I'm from the south.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (I do now!)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I wish! Never been, have always wanted to go.)
× I have at least one sibling. (I have no siblings. I am a version 1.0)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I wore acrylic french maicured nails in college.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Hell, I barely use my phone!)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I like the way that I look very much!)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked? You mean like a chicken pecks at corn?)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Hate it! If you need to reach me, e-mail me.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (As soon as I get in the door after work I throw off my work clothes and put pj bottoms and a wife beater on!)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom fookin' rocks!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (You think?)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Boy do I have a story to tell when I finally update! :))
✓ I currently like/love someone. (And he comes home in 22 days!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I don't just have a Plan A. Honey, I have a plan A-D.)
× I want to have children in the future. (HELL NO)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes and it was disgusting!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm totally allergic to bell peppers!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (We all do, dear.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I know it is hard to believe, but it is true.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Yell yeah!)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drink at least one glass of wine a day, and I have never tried drugs. Ever.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Oh hell no, that is so wrong.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I am from Texas, you know.)
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think it is awesome because it is the one day out of the year that I can dress in slutty drag.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I definately can't complain!)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (Not anymore!)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (I am fortunate and have gotten further than I ever thought possible.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (In fact, I have never been more comfortable with who I am than I am right now.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (I think the navel piercing may come out soon though.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Been there, done that, and am currently in the porocess of achieving another one!)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Not anymore, but wish I were.)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Stupid fucker. Trust me you will hear all about it soon...)
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Horrid. Absolutely horrid.)
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (Try 3!)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (And I know it sounds mean and cruel, but I hope that fucker retires soon.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (As an appetizer, too!)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (Only when I am too hammered to know better, which isn't often.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Dude, have you SEEN The Notebook?)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Not yet!)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (And it usually has to do with music!)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (It's true!)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Seriously.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Duh, I'm a procrastinator!)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Liberty-Newark Airport, 2001)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I wear my claddagh ring every day!)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Cead mile faitle!)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.