Oct 13, 2003 00:33
What're you people talking about? Kill Bill was retarded as hell. It does not deserve all the hype you people have been throwing around. I'll say the movie is like, 60% cool, but the fight scenes oscilate between realistic and cool and retardedly unrealistic and stupid. Trix are for kids? way to write, you freakin moron. Also, it doesn't help sitting next to Ryan and Aimee, who obviously have no idea what they're talking about. "OMG, his leg was cut off? that's so retarded." "Oh, and he fell into the pool? That makes sense." What the hell is wrong with that? Also, they don't believe me when I say a head will shoot off the body if it's immediately cut of. Isn't there some sort of pressure in the neck vein that causes it to do that? I dunno, I only got a 3 on that bio exam. :\ Honestly, now that I think about it, I can't think of alot of bad moments, especially in comparison to all the cool double-sword and seriousness, but everything unrealistic was retarded as hell. Like when that one dude like, jumped 15 feet in the air to catch up with the main character. Very stupid. :\ It seriously didn't deserve the hype. I mean, good movie? OK, but better than Pulp Fiction? Let's not go crazy, Smyre.
Then again, I digress. The version we watched wasn't the theatre version. Ryan and Aimee were too cheap to shell out $7, so Ryan downloaded a sneak preview, and apparently some sound or some shit was cut out. Like, the battle with that school girl was completely silent in the background, whereas I hear there was supposed to be music, which is ironic because that scene and it's silence impressed the hell out of all of us, even though it ended up being sort of awkward. :\ Also, the climax sounded like crapshaite with ridiculous music playing in the background, so I'm hoping that was taken out as well. So end result, I'll have to get out and watch it in the theatre, but regardless, it's not that cool. Although the poster is...
Also, Ryan thought the swordfight was stupid, and he said other movies did it better. I asked him which, and he said The Matrix. Am I really that nerdy to assume that a fight with a broadsword against 5 or 6 foes is completely different than a fight with a katana against a room full of people? What a narc.