Operation Jealousy, Pete/Patrick
Operation Jealousy by scribblinlenore , NC-17, 9000+ words
Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders.
This is just awesome hilarious and then awesome hot. Awesome.
Pete turns a sickly shade of gray. "He's got a tumor, but you can operate."
"He's possessed, but you know a good exorcist," Joe guesses.
"Nope," Dr. House declares. "He's a teenager. A completely curable condition, although it will take several years for it to clear up. Four of them, to be exact."
"No brain tumor?" Pete sounds almost disappointed.
Dr. House raises an eyebrow and asks Patrick, "Him? Seriously?"
Patrick shrugs. It's not like he can explain this thing he has for Pete.
Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders.
This is just awesome hilarious and then awesome hot. Awesome.
Pete turns a sickly shade of gray. "He's got a tumor, but you can operate."
"He's possessed, but you know a good exorcist," Joe guesses.
"Nope," Dr. House declares. "He's a teenager. A completely curable condition, although it will take several years for it to clear up. Four of them, to be exact."
"No brain tumor?" Pete sounds almost disappointed.
Dr. House raises an eyebrow and asks Patrick, "Him? Seriously?"
Patrick shrugs. It's not like he can explain this thing he has for Pete.