Baby, It's Cold Outside by
heartequals, PG
Brendon works in a bakery. A bakery owned by Gabe Saporta!
... I don't even really know. But it's excellent and wonderful and makes me a little gleeful so I don't know and I'm okay with that.
“A sun?” says Gabe. “Because it’s raining?”
Brendon nods.
“That’s pretty sweet,” says Gabe. “Is he your sunshine, Brendon Urie?”
“No,” says Brendon, “he’s kinda dark, actually. But he’s not like, depressed.”
“You should make him a moon,” says Mikey’s brother. “That’s dark but not depressing. Kind of shiny.”
Mikey coughs into his coffee, laughing.