All I Want For Christmas by
tremblings, PG-13
"I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?"
Okay, this is fic is kind of wacky and that? That is kind of awesome. It's a sweet idea and it's done really well and I admit I might have been as obtuse as Patrick for a while there and I do like that it was explained at the end because I honestly do not know that song well.
On December 13th, Weird Shit starts happening to Patrick Stump. It starts when Pete texts him at two in the morning, which, granted is not all that weird, since Pete’s been doing shit like that since Patrick was still in high school, but Patrick has never gotten three pictures in a row - one of Bob looking confused, Andy looking long-suffering, Spencer looking annoyed - and then another message that just reads: x4. So, he reasons, that qualifies as Weird Shit.
He texts Pete back (what the fuck freak) and Pete simply replies, tis the season. Patrick doesn’t get it, but it’s Pete, so he’s not too surprised that he doesn’t get it.