Star Wars RPS
Including the Kitchen Sink (The Lightsaber Thing) by hackthis Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden
It's like they're speaking their own language -- the Whooshing Lightsaber language -- and Hayden wonders how to say 'Do you want to fuck me?' in Lightsaberese.
The Man Who Sold the World by hackthis Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden
All Hayden wants is this one thing that can't be his, and the unfairness of it all is mind-numbing.
The Color of Wheat by ethrosdemon Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden
Hayden, small towns, Viggo and depressions.
Him & Her & Him & Him by hackthis and ethrosdemon Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden implied
Jude's eyes focused somewhere over Ewan's left shoulder as he ran his index finger around the mouth of his glass. "Do you puff your cheeks out like that when you're giving him a blow job?"
Ewan meant to spew his ale all over Jude and the table, but instead he choked and almost passed out. People practically crawled over their tables to pound him on the back and make certain Obi-Wan wasn't about to kick the bucket, but Jude didn't even lift a finger. He just sat there, across from Ewan, smiling fiendishly.
Obviously this was war.
This was also a prime example of why Jedis were meant to carry light sabers.
It's like they're speaking their own language -- the Whooshing Lightsaber language -- and Hayden wonders how to say 'Do you want to fuck me?' in Lightsaberese.
The Man Who Sold the World by hackthis Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden
All Hayden wants is this one thing that can't be his, and the unfairness of it all is mind-numbing.
The Color of Wheat by ethrosdemon Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden
Hayden, small towns, Viggo and depressions.
Him & Her & Him & Him by hackthis and ethrosdemon Star Wars RPS - Ewan/Hayden implied
Jude's eyes focused somewhere over Ewan's left shoulder as he ran his index finger around the mouth of his glass. "Do you puff your cheeks out like that when you're giving him a blow job?"
Ewan meant to spew his ale all over Jude and the table, but instead he choked and almost passed out. People practically crawled over their tables to pound him on the back and make certain Obi-Wan wasn't about to kick the bucket, but Jude didn't even lift a finger. He just sat there, across from Ewan, smiling fiendishly.
Obviously this was war.
This was also a prime example of why Jedis were meant to carry light sabers.