Feb 17, 2011 11:42
[When the video flickers on, you get crop-pointing. You get a lot of it. Satisfied with the dramatic effect, she then lowers her crop and looks into the screen with a semblance of seriousness.]
Good day, Johto. I have several matters that I will address today.
First of all, it has come to my attention that there are rumours of a certain sentient tree situated somewhere in this land. Of course, I have yet to find sufficient evidence of its existence, but it appears that there are people in this land who staunchly believe in its validity.
[She crosses her arms.] Therefore, I will ask for those individuals to step up and testify to their experiences with said sentient tree. And if those individuals are within the boundaries of Violet city, I will ask for them to escort myself to the location of said hypothetical tree in order for me to ascertain its existence for myself.
[All right. One item down. Next!] Secondly, I have noted, in passing, that there are horses with manes and tails of fire here in this world. On account of the fact that they look suitable, I would like to attain one for my party. If there are any parties who are looking to part with an egg of that horse, I would like to express my interest in it.
[Because fuck yeah ponytas.] Thirdly -- Sissel, Nastasia. It has come to my attention that the both of you have attained the same species of bird that I have. You will show me them.
Fourthly, [And she glances behind her, where a bulbasaur is currently hunched over next to a wall, looking somewhat sheepish.] I seem to have come into possession of several... Bulbasaur eggs. Of course, I will not raise them all myself, seeing as the very idea is preposterous. I am looking to sell them at a fair price. All interested parties should contact me promptly.
Lastly-- [There is a pause here. And then--] Miles Edgeworth, what is the meaning behind your absence? Certain individuals have testified that they have not seen you for the past two days -- you will contact me immediately and provide an explanation for this foolishness.
[She inhales. Exhales. And then composes herself, pristine. Have a nod, Johto.] I will expect prompt replies. That is all.
[ooc: She has three bulbasaur eggs for sale! Souji has the fourth one-- price will be at P 2000, and it's pretty much first-come first-serve because I suck at making ooc posts. Have at it. \o\]
fuck yeah ponytas,
hair flick is a go,
she's always under the wrong impression,
edgeworth you are going down,
plus seventeen arrogance,
immediately means now,
she's bitty and precious,
angry as ever,
she's under the wrong impression,
yun (2) should not be allowed to rp,
how does i civil speech,
matters to address,
!video,
my bird is better than yours,
she can has monologue,
etc etc etc,
she objects to your foolishness,
yun (2) fails,
she is being civil sort of,
crop-happy as always,
sentient trees what,
+violet city