I am stating this, not out of any particular annoyance regarding the issue, but as a friendly note of clarification.
I am MALE. I was born and have always been male. I have no intention of listening to any romantic advances nor do I desire to become anyone's paramour.
The only thing I am currently in search of is someone to assist me financially with my ACADEMIC experimentation and research.
Thank you.
That said, Miss Tifa, these are for you and the children:
I got in the kitchen early this morning, and decided to try some bread recipes out.
Hopefully it's enough.