Announcement from The Church:

[impassitivity]

Hn. I've been instructed to announce to the people of Narborough that the preparations for the funeral of the King are currently being handled as quickly and efficiently as possible. It is confirmed he will be laid to rest on the twentyfifth of this month of November - in two days' time.

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[firearmed]

[firearmed]

A pretty lady such as yourself shouldn't have to wear such unshapely robes.

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[impassitivity]

[impassitivity]

[impassitivity]

say that again and you'll find i am nowhere near as forgiving as the lord.

[firearmed]

... I apologize if I offended you, miss. Of course, they are uniforms of the church. Pardon my rudeness.

[impassitivity]

I'm NOT suggest you refrain from speaking to me. unless you dislike your limbs in their current locations.

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[firearmed]

[firearmed]

I'm sorry. Looks like it's true that all nuns are lesbians... What a shame. You are really quite beautiful.

[impassitivity]

WHAT. I AM NO LESBIAN, ER WOMAN. IF YOU'VE NO REAL BUSINESS HERE, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

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[firearmed]

[firearmed]

Oh. You really-

[firearmed]

Ah, forgive me, young man. It must have been the day's exposure to watching magnesium flares that confused my vision. I'm sure you understand.

But that's Sir to you.

[impassitivity]

...

[firearmed]

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