You have no idea how many weird looks I got for this... It was tough because they kept asking for measurements, but I'm pretty sure
this is close to your size. It's got a couple layers to it, but not what you're used to...
It's more middle class than pauper, but you said you wanted blue.
Albedo, how about we go fishing tomorrow? We need to talk.
[ OOC: Just pretend the skirt's shorter and the belt isn't so fancy and we're in business. ]