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[unesoleil]

St. Sadie's was such a deplorable festival. Commoners everywhere, all festering in the streets like maggots. All that ridiculous drinking and laughing, and then the lack of clothing that ensues in the nighttime in dark alleys when they think no one has been watching.

I trust a few knights received the occasion to rid themselves of that cumbersome

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[thegirlbride]

A queen you should learn to respect.

[unesoleil]

Oh, she is only a little thing, but pardon me, your Highness, in not being more polite.

I am Eclaire Tonnerre of the East Narborough Trading Company.

[thegirlbride]

East Narborough...? I know of you.

J'entends que vous êtes tout à fait terrible.

[unesoleil]

Many do; I am not surprised.

Il est vrai, mais je suis très fier. Vous êtes connu pour être un gosse.

[left_gauntlet]

There was enough of this last month. Why repeat it?

[unesoleil]

I could do without the orgies in the street.

[left_gauntlet]

Heh! Let the fools do as they wish. So long as they do not bother me, I could care less.

[unesoleil]

And how would they not bother you?

[gynophobe]

That's a terrible way to look at a festival. Things like that bring people together to enjoy themselves amongst friends and family.

[unesoleil]

Is that so?

You look like a handsome knight. Did you rid yourself of your armour as well?

[gynophobe]

Actually, I didn't. I'm not that type of person, who would only seek company for physical pleasure.

[unesoleil]

Surely you don't believe in something as magical as the concept of love, do you?

[acaelousque]

Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.

I suppose I'm not working hard enough, if a woman's felt the need to step up and depose me.

Careful, though. Without a night of drunken animal passion, you wouldn't exist, either. Let's not forget our beginnings, hm?

[unesoleil]

No, I'm afraid you're not working hard enough at all. I suppose it must hurt to be told you are insignificant.

There was nothing passionate about trying for another man-child and then failing at getting that wanted heir. Nobles are not driven by the same passions you are.

[acaelousque]

Oh, aren't they?

I see this calls for a little experimentation. Does that mean you won't scream for your life if I...?

...digress. Hmmm...

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[unesoleil]

Even if you tried to kill me, it would never work. I'd have him protect me.