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[recondite_snape]

The tutoring sessions seem to be going decently; I've stopped supervising them, though both students know that I will be checking in on occasion. That's one less thing to worry about, at least.

I don't know what in creation is wrong with Remus Lupin people. Calling me down at all hours to correct simple mistakes. I don't understand it at all.

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[mischief_x2]

The woes of people continue to call you, Professor Snape ... especially to fix a small problem. Perhaps you could assist me?

[recondite_snape]

A Weasley is asking me for help? Has the world stopped?

[mischief_x2]

No, but my heart has! The one person I could ever come to love like has told me that she hates me! Sir, is there a potion I could brew that would heal my breaking heart?

[recondite_snape]

... No, Weasley, there isn't. What could possibly possess you to ask me for love advice?

[mischief_x2]

Professor! There is only one person I could have gone to and that was you! Please, there has to be something out there in the potion world that would save me from my misery!

[recondite_snape]

I could send you something to distract you from it. I can assure you that you won't like it, though.

[mischief_x2]

Please, tell me what it is Professor! I will be in your debt if you helped my heartache!

Her hair is soft like a breeze,
And her eyes piercing like a knife!
How I wish that I could have done better,
Than to give my heart to you!

[recondite_snape]

Weasley, I warn you, if you attempt to write any more poetry on my journal...

[mischief_x2]

You can't take points so ha!

I can't help it, Professor. It pours out.

[recondite_snape]

Pour it out somewhere else.

[mischief_x2]

It pours so well here!

[recondite_snape]

I assure you, it does not. Literary experts everywhere would cringe to read these scraps you deign to call poetry.

[mischief_x2]

It is my feelings for Millie that bring them forward!

[recondite_snape]

Then your feelings are just as lamentable as your poetry.

[mischief_x2]

You break my heart all over again...

[recondite_snape]

I most certainly should not have the power to break your heart, Weasley.