Fun Times: ISI

[recklessviking]

So for all of you who don't know, I managed to get myself ISI for skipping even though my mom excused it. It was bs, but that isn't the point. Anyway, on with the show. So I was just hanging out during the non-existant 2nd lunch that actually does exist and some asshole comes running up from the back of the lunchroom yelling "What bitch?" and "Bring it hoe." I am slightly confused but since the guy in front of me had called this angry young man a fagget after he got his lunch, I had a pretty good idea what the problem was. Anyway, this "tank" of a guy is throwing trashcans left and right in an attempt to look badass/move in a straight line towards the "name-caller." Around this time I brought the charging man to the attention of Mr. "Name-caller," but he blows it off. Mr. "Tank" then breaks into a heavy jog and continues to plow through chairs and garbage cans. In no time, he is all-up-ons Mr. "Name-caller" and throws down a push. He was jogging so fast that he had to turn around to come back in for the next push. It was like when a plane over-shoots the runway and has to come back around to land safely. Only this time the plane was tackled by that huge black security guard. Rickey (huge black security guard) carries this guy about 10 yards and slams him onto a table. Then he picks him back up and takes him to the next closest table before taking the kids legs out from under him and slamming him against this table. The whole time all the ISI regulars were getting their ROFLMAO IRLs out. Rickey then proceeds to push down really hard on the kids chest so he wheezes everytime he tries to take a breath. The administrators eventually show to haul off Mr. "Tank," but not before he knocks two, count them two chairs.

So that was my first and hopefully last experience with ISI. Good stuff, but it blew other than that.

Mr. "Tank" is a true badass*.

*I'm talking Kid Rock badass.