christ on a bicycle

[recklessly]

this is what i deal with at work..

Jesse comes running into the office: "Emma!! i need your help..."
me: "yeah?"
jesse (frantic now): "i lost the pin to close the shed!"
me : "did you look for it?"
jesse : "no. i'll go do that."

....ten minutes later

jesse : "I cant find it, it's too dark out"
me (hands jesse the flashlight on the table) : "try this."

this is why i can't take sick days. i have to answer questions like these.