Dear 'Sphere,
I get that Wookies are awesome. I do. In fact, I'll be the first person to say Chewie kicks ass.
But what I don't get is that if you're going to dress me up as someone from Star Wars, why did it have to be the Wookie? Why not Han Solo? Obi Wan? Heck, even Darth?
Why a Wookie?
Next time I demand to be the cool handsome space smuggler. Not the shaggy side kick.
Best Regards,
Your Evil Overlord.
P.S. I appreciate you picking Wookie over Ewok. Seriously I do. But come on.
P.P.S. No, making my unicorn able to laugh at me isn't helping.
((OOC: Yep.
Chewbacca.))