last night I had a dream that hideo kojima was in my house eating my food, and I was like "noooo that's my burrito kojima"
and then he saw me playing trauma team and decided I was good at the game and asked me to be his bff
the next part was a montage of us traipsing about outside or something
it was pretty sweet
INCIDENTALLY BUT UNRELATED I have to kill myself now because I played
miami shark and my life has reached peak awesome