naptime
Groan...stretch...roll over.
Me:"I had this dream that I was trying to get makey-outey with you, but you were eating this huge bowl of popcorn and wouldn't pay attention to me."
Him, after a thoughtful pause: "Well...was it good popcorn?"
I give him the I-can't-believe-you-just-said-that face.
Him: "I bet it was the Mallow Popcorn. That stuff is good."
Sigh...
Me: "Well, then your penis turned into a Barbie doll. So there."
Him: "Ya know, my brother once made a mini guillotine. He used it to chop the heads off Barbies."
Me: "You mean like the one Rabbi Tuckman used for circumcisions?"
Him: "We need to get some Mallow Popcorn and watch 'Robin Hood, Men in Tights'."
Me:"I had this dream that I was trying to get makey-outey with you, but you were eating this huge bowl of popcorn and wouldn't pay attention to me."
Him, after a thoughtful pause: "Well...was it good popcorn?"
I give him the I-can't-believe-you-just-said-that face.
Him: "I bet it was the Mallow Popcorn. That stuff is good."
Sigh...
Me: "Well, then your penis turned into a Barbie doll. So there."
Him: "Ya know, my brother once made a mini guillotine. He used it to chop the heads off Barbies."
Me: "You mean like the one Rabbi Tuckman used for circumcisions?"
Him: "We need to get some Mallow Popcorn and watch 'Robin Hood, Men in Tights'."