.03
Is it too late to make a resolution?
Cause I think I'm still hungover from New Year's. I also have lots of unhealed bruises but every time I try to get the nurses to check them out for me, they're all "STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!" and I'm all "I HAVE HIDEOUS INTERNAL BLEEDING!" and then they hit me with their stupid little clippy binder things. Harpies. It's not my fault that I literally got my ass kicked by my sociopath co-workers with steel-toed boots.
(And just in case you're worried about me -- at least my nose is still the same shape it was when I started drinking, which is a hulluva lot more than I can say for the poor sap who kidney-punched me. Fucker.)
Shit's hitting the fan out there.
We're running outta room to hold all of 'em. We'll see where that takes us.
Not quite sure I can do this by myself. Time to cowboy the fuck up, I guess.
And not breathe in too deeply. Too bad infectious disease doesn't come with a high.
Cause I think I'm still hungover from New Year's. I also have lots of unhealed bruises but every time I try to get the nurses to check them out for me, they're all "STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!" and I'm all "I HAVE HIDEOUS INTERNAL BLEEDING!" and then they hit me with their stupid little clippy binder things. Harpies. It's not my fault that I literally got my ass kicked by my sociopath co-workers with steel-toed boots.
(And just in case you're worried about me -- at least my nose is still the same shape it was when I started drinking, which is a hulluva lot more than I can say for the poor sap who kidney-punched me. Fucker.)
Shit's hitting the fan out there.
We're running outta room to hold all of 'em. We'll see where that takes us.
Not quite sure I can do this by myself. Time to cowboy the fuck up, I guess.
And not breathe in too deeply. Too bad infectious disease doesn't come with a high.