My wife is on vacation...sort of.

[rechercher]

She went to NJ to watch Sandy's house while Sandy is away for training to become a Lions club president.

Here's an email she sent me:

How my vacation is much like 'roughing it' at girls camp
~Super thin 1 ply Scott toilet paper
~Flea infestation
~Mosquitos causing use of Deet filled bug spray
~uncomfortable bed
~No hot water for showers
~uncomfortable car ride
~not allowed to turn on air conditioning