**** THE PROOF THAT ARI HOUTEN IS EVIL ****

Aug 21, 2005 11:26

A R I H O U T E N
65 82 73 72 79 85 84 69 78 - as ASCII values
2 1 1 9 7 4 3 6 6 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
3 1 2 9 6 - digits added

Thus, "Ari Houten" is 31296.

Divide by 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 5216.

Divide the number by 32 - this is the symbol of death, backwards. It gives 163.

Multiply the number by 97 - this is the year Vesuvius erupted, from right to left. It gives 15811.

Subtract 5181 from the number - this is the year first commercial cheese factory was established, written backwards. It gives 10630.

Turn the number backwards, and add 69 - the symbol of perversion and pleasue in sin. The number is now 3670.

This number, read as octal, gives 1976 - the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This is truly evil. QED.

I love you, Ari.
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