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Jun 12, 2006 21:58

I was going through some super old entries, and found some good time quotes.

"11:35 am: At recess, I sat on the gigantic rock in the middle of the black top by myself, because apparantly LeAnne's boyfriend suddenly turned against her and she was crying all over the place about it.
To be perfectly honest, if I was her boyfriend, I would hang myself.

4:00 pm: This kid on the bus was sticking his head out the window to try and irritate Jim the Busdriver. After he did this a few times (and Jim ignored him) I politely told him that kids were reported of being beheaded by a stop sign when doing that.
He stopped doing it after that.
Then the bus missed my stop, and I had a nice little tour of the countryside before finally coming home."

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Lyk Whoa Moozak
Compiled by Kaylee C.
1. I Saw Her Standing There by The Beatles
2. Chronicles of Life and Death (Acoustic Version) by Good Charlotte
3. Bad Case of Lovin’ You (Doctor, Doctor) by Robert Palmer
4. One Week by Barenaked Ladies
5. You Can Be My Yoko Ono by Barenaked Ladies
6. Haunted Mansion (Disneyland)
7. Love by John Lennon
8. Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) by Edison Lighthouse
9. If I Had $1,000,000 by Barenaked Ladies
10. Somebody to Love by Anne Hathaway
11. Imagine by John Lennon
12. Harmonica Thing (Disneyland)
13. Stand by R.E.M.
14. Twist and Shout by The Beatles
15. Dare You To Move by Switchfoot
16. Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson
17. Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand
18. Nocturne in E Flat Minor by Chopin
19. Girl All The Bad Guys Want by Bowling For Soup
20. Big Yellow Taxi by Counting Crows
21. Love Me Tender by Norah Jones
22. Big Top Pee Wee by Danny Elfman (Why? Because I can.)

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"So after a few wild adventures, it cuts to me being trapped in a Claw Machine, and Sammy ran out of quarters."

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"Random Highlight: I anonymously sent a Vale-gram to Sam today because I felt sorry for him. Why? Because he has a crush on Kaylee. That's why."

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"After we finished, I went online, found that nobody was on and I was not feeling up to a Neopets mood, I brought myself to pay a visit to December-Romance (Or Twilight-Sky; Something emoliciously dramatic like that)"

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"That is the precise reason why I hate forums, especially when you join later and everyone has a kabillion posts and are already stuck-up.
I like it better when I'M the one who has a kabillion posts and can be stuck-up."

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"In first period, the substitute nearly gave all the boys in the class an erection, I'm not kidding. Jake kept asking me if I thought that she was single or not, and just replied with a maternal, "She's too old for you.""

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I challenged him to a game of Chess, and he was surprisingly good considering the fact that he has the attention span of a potato.

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Ruben: I was a single mother with 5 kids, and 1 extra.
Class: What? 1 extra?
Ruben: My daughter's best friend came by and asked if she could stay for a few days, when it actually turned out to be 7 years.

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Comments on T-Shirt ("Have You Seen This Wizard?")

Nicole: Love your shirt. I saw that movie...it was good...but Sirius was ugly. I mean, he's supposed to be a hottie who had overcome 12 years in a prison. In the movie, he was just some old British hobo!

Candice: Is that your boyfriend on your shirt? I'm so jealous.

Rebekah: Who the hell is that?

Now I'm all boring and stuff.
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