Story:
Sasuke is a MoronAuthor: Natarie
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairing/Character: Sakura/The Akatsuki
Summary: It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault.
Squeeing: You know fics where Sakura shoves the fact she's so OVER Sasuke in his face? I think this is the pinnacle one - not only does she get fed up with how much of a jackass he can be, she decides to show him by taking on the Akatsuki. This fic is zanny and fun, and I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely outside of the canon-probability, but works well when taken as a parody.
Excerpt: “I’ll find the most dangerous missing-nins in the world and have them admit in front of you that I’m attractive, if that’s what it takes.”
Sasuke’s eyes glittered. “Is that a challenge?”
“No, it’s a bet.”