Types of Music
Jazz: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
Blues: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
World Music: A dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
Opera: People singing when they should be talking.
Rap: People talking when they should be singing.
Classical: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
Folk: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
Big Band: 20 men dressed alike who take turns to stand up, plus a drummer.
Heavy Metal: Codpiece and chaps.
House Music: OK as long as it's not the house next door.
Blues: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
World Music: A dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
Opera: People singing when they should be talking.
Rap: People talking when they should be singing.
Classical: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
Folk: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
Big Band: 20 men dressed alike who take turns to stand up, plus a drummer.
Heavy Metal: Codpiece and chaps.
House Music: OK as long as it's not the house next door.