WHO: Kyoko and Ryohei
WHAT: Chatting on the network
WHERE: At work
WHEN: Feb 24, Afternoon
RATING: Gen
WARNING(s): Sasagawa siblings > Hibari
They have a conversation about worrying about Hibari, and the possible ways to get Hibari to rest up. It ends up like this:
extremeonwheels: KYO-CHAN I'M GOING TO DRIVE YOU HOME EVERY SINGLE DAY IF I HAVE TO SO SHUT UP AND GO HOME!
extremeonwheels: he might punch me, kyoko.
alwaysbooked: You should really be careful about his temper, you know how he can get >> He punched you once already!
extremeonwheels: : | it didn't hurt as much................................................ *looks away, whistle*
alwaysbooked: So you say.........*not believing for a moment*....But I don't want him to WANT to punch you, that's the thing. Calling him Kyo-chan is pretty provoking :<
extremeonwheels: is it?
extremeonwheels: i try not to call him that in public? :D
alwaysbooked: We already talked about this, didn't we? :< You may think he's kind of girly, but it's probably a blow to his pride as a man calling him that! */trying to speak in Ryohei*
extremeonwheels: .... oh.
extremeonwheels: I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
extremeonwheels: HIBARI I AM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU GIRLY NAMES AND HURTING YOUR MANLY PRIDE!!!
extremeonwheels: AS A FELLOW MAN I AM ASHAMED!
alwaysbooked: I'm sure if you just stop calling him that it will be apology enough :)
extremeonwheels: huh ya think so?
alwaysbooked: I hope so, he's the kind of person to put things behind him and just forget about it isn't he?
extremeonwheels: is he? is he is he?
extremeonwheels: oh yeah he forgot about me!
extremeonwheels: i wonder if kyo-chan is forgetful.
extremeonwheels: do you think he's sick? is he a goldfish? should we worry?
alwaysbooked: No, no! I don't think he's FORGETFUL
alwaysbooked: I think that he's just the type to put the past behind him if it annoys him
alwaysbooked: Or he thinks it's not worth remembering
alwaysbooked: Although he did lose his planner...
extremeonwheels: oh his planner. hair dude took it already.
alwaysbooked: ...."hair dude?"
extremeonwheels: kusakabe
extremeonwheels: kyoko his hair is amazing
alwaysbooked: I think I've seen it around, yes
extremeonwheels: SERIOUSLY AMAZING
alwaysbooked: extremely amazing?
extremeonwheels: YEA
alwaysbooked: :) But how much hair gel do you think he has to use?
extremeonwheels: ... huh
extremeonwheels: a bucket a day?
alwaysbooked: That's really extreme
alwaysbooked: But he seems like a really nice person if he went to get Hibari's planner for him!
extremeonwheels: but isn't that his job?
alwaysbooked: That's true, but if he deals with Hibari-san he's got to be pretty patient, right?
extremeonwheels: THAT IS TRUE
extremeonwheels: HIBARI IS A JERK
alwaysbooked: He's not a jerk!
alwaysbooked: He's just
alwaysbooked: um
extremeonwheels: an ass?
alwaysbooked: I was going to say very serious about his job :|
extremeonwheels: he destroys company proprty!
alwaysbooked: You mean the decorations?
alwaysbooked: He can't help it, he's always kind of grumpy.
alwaysbooked: He needs more sleep.
extremeonwheels: HE DOES
extremeonwheels: WE SHOULD MAKE HIM SLEEP SOME MORE
extremeonwheels: and he's grumpy
extremeonwheels: it makes his nose look smaller
extremeonwheels: dyou think itll help if we put a bed in his office?
alwaysbooked: ...Maybe
alwaysbooked: Would it take up too much space? He as meetings in there and stuff
extremeonwheels: i can get the guys to put it in a closet or cabinet
extremeonwheels: so he just has to flip it down when he sleeps
extremeonwheels: and it won't be in the way at all
extremeonwheels: oh but he has a couch
alwaysbooked: Ah that's right
alwaysbooked: Even so I don't think he'd give himself a break
extremeonwheels: yeah
extremeonwheels: you really have to nag at him
extremeonwheels: if i flipped the lights off he'd read in the dark!
alwaysbooked: I'll definitely nag him a lot then!
alwaysbooked: Between the two of us, he'll HAVE to get more sleep!
alwaysbooked: Even if it's just because he has to leave the office to get away from our nagging!
extremeonwheels: AHAHA
extremeonwheels: I LIKE THIS PLAN KYOKO
extremeonwheels: we should do it every day
alwaysbooked: As long as we can until he finally listens!
alwaysbooked: Which he'll have to, since the both of us together are pretty loud!
extremeonwheels: also we're right
extremeonwheels: so there
extremeonwheels:
http://www.murphybedcompany.com/ something like this right?
extremeonwheels: but he wont use it coz he's a jerk
alwaysbooked: Something like that would be perfect!
alwaysbooked: ...If he would actually USE it
alwaysbooked: But you're right, he won't.
extremeonwheels: yea
extremeonwheels: it looks kinda spiffy tho
alwaysbooked: It does, it's kind of like a futon that doesn't roll but folds down?
extremeonwheels: oh a futon!
extremeonwheels: that works too
extremeonwheels: since it fits in a closet
alwaysbooked: Does Hibari have a closet in his office?
extremeonwheels: he has a lot of cabinets
extremeonwheels: there's a big one
extremeonwheels: his office is really big
alwaysbooked: That's true
alwaysbooked: but he still wouldn't use a futon!
alwaysbooked: He just refuses to give himself a break, at all, EVER :|
extremeonwheels: so then we have to bully him to go home right?
extremeonwheels: but what if he works from home?
alwaysbooked: Hm, this is really getting to be a problem :/ I guess we have to find a way to actually convince him?
extremeonwheels: do you have any ideas aside from nagging a lot?
extremeonwheels: maybe i should sit on him
alwaysbooked: Hahahahaha!
alwaysbooked: I really don't think that would help, though
extremeonwheels: but he'll be lying down a long time!
extremeonwheels: isn't that resting?
extremeonwheels: i guess not....
alwaysbooked: Hmm...
alwaysbooked: If one or both of us was around him ALL THE TIME for a few days, do you think we could convince him?
extremeonwheels: i think he might punch YOU
alwaysbooked: Just a straight shot of nagging until he sees that we're serious about not leaving him alone until he complies?
alwaysbooked: He would not! :<
extremeonwheels: and then i'd have to break his nose
alwaysbooked: No one's going to break anyone's nose!
extremeonwheels: eheheeh
extremeonwheels: hibari's a jerk, we'd just get pissed off at him!
extremeonwheels: hey how did tsuna get him to take a break?
alwaysbooked: I really have no idea!
extremeonwheels: maybe we should ask
alwaysbooked: He managed to convince him somehow, but I didn't ask
alwaysbooked: You think if we got Tsuna in on it..?
extremeonwheels: do you think he just nagged? he's boss so hibari'll listen
extremeonwheels: haha we really should
extremeonwheels: TSUNA IS BOSS!
alwaysbooked: Maybe that's how he did it - Hibari kind of has to listen, doesn't he?
extremeonwheels: yeah prolly
extremeonwheels: tsuna knows how to use his position huh?
extremeonwheels: cool guy
alwaysbooked: He really is :)
alwaysbooked: I think he's going to be really good as the boss of Vongola, once he stops getting so flustered
extremeonwheels: he's just a kid!
extremeonwheels: he'll get better
alwaysbooked: I have no doubt that he will!
extremeonwheels: he can practice on hibari
extremeonwheels: hahahaha
extremeonwheels: making hibari sleep
alwaysbooked: I think that in itself is a pretty big task
alwaysbooked: That's like a newbie lion tamer taking on the alpha male or something
alwaysbooked: Or trying to get a bear to go to sleep when it doesn't want to
extremeonwheels: alpha male with a small nose!
extremeonwheels: sokey after hibari tsuna can go tame lambo
extremeonwheels: he put milk cartons in my shredders
extremeonwheels: damn kid
alwaysbooked: Lambo is the one that messed up the shredders?
extremeonwheels: for his department
alwaysbooked: Ahh
alwaysbooked: He sure is a handful
extremeonwheels: THREE HANDFULS
extremeonwheels: but fuuta is the one taking care of him
alwaysbooked: I'm kind of surprised that he can, actually.
alwaysbooked: But it's good that the department is in control with Fuuta around!
extremeonwheels: i think fuuta bribes him
extremeonwheels: he's a smart kid!
alwaysbooked: He'd have to be to handle lambo!
alwaysbooked: Although I'm not sure bribery is the best way to go.
extremeonwheels: with lambo?
extremeonwheels: either that or bullying
alwaysbooked: What does Fuuta bribe him with, even? Food?
extremeonwheels: prolly!
extremeonwheels: we've been cleaning a lot of cake boxes out of their office!
alwaysbooked: Cake boxes? Wow
alwaysbooked: Lambo sure can be stubborn
alwaysbooked: ...Actually, it seems like everyone who works in Vongola is stubborn!
extremeonwheels: really?
extremeonwheels: lambo
extremeonwheels: you
extremeonwheels: hibari
extremeonwheels: tako
extremeonwheels: miura
extremeonwheels: oh yeah hahahaha that's right
alwaysbooked: and you :)
extremeonwheels: yeah!
alwaysbooked: Yamamoto isn't very stubborn, but I think he can be when he needs to be!
alwaysbooked: And Tsuna's not stubborn at all, so that makes him the odd man out
extremeonwheels: tsuna can be tho
extremeonwheels: look, he made hibari take a breakl
alwaysbooked: That's right!
alwaysbooked: That HAD to have taken a lot of effort
alwaysbooked: Even against his boss Hibari wouldn't want to take a break
extremeonwheels: we should ask!
alwaysbooked: We should!
alwaysbooked: Do you think there's a technique to getting Hibari to agree with you?
alwaysbooked: That would be useful
extremeonwheels: me?
extremeonwheels: i just do it even if he doesn't like it
extremeonwheels: and then he has to do it
extremeonwheels: but that's harder with sleep
extremeonwheels: do you think i should do something with his office every night?
alwaysbooked: I don't know, would it make him even more mad?
extremeonwheels: maybe not if he dunno it's me...............
alwaysbooked: Maybe?
alwaysbooked: I don't want you two getting into more fights :/
extremeonwheels: hahaha he's fast!
extremeonwheels: when it's close i can't dodge him anymore
alwaysbooked: Did you two used to fight in middle school too?!
extremeonwheels: we did but we never hit each other
extremeonwheels: i couldn't hit him and he couldn't hit me
extremeonwheels: but now my eye is bad so yeah
extremeonwheels: but last time i was surprised! :D
alwaysbooked: Ryoheeiiii
extremeonwheels: huh?
alwaysbooked: Really, try not to get in fights with him :<
alwaysbooked: I rather argue with him than see you two trying to punch each other!
extremeonwheels: but we're men!
extremeonwheels: sometimes its easier
extremeonwheels: o i know!!!!
extremeonwheels: i'll challenge him to matches
extremeonwheels: if he wins he can stay and work
extremeonwheels: and if i win he has to go home!
alwaysbooked: ....No
alwaysbooked: He wouldn't agree to it, anyways
extremeonwheels: but if he does, it'll work!!
alwaysbooked: He does honor his promises...
alwaysbooked: I don't want you two fighting though! At all!
extremeonwheels: it won't be a fight!
extremeonwheels: it'll be uh...........
extremeonwheels: a friendly spar
alwaysbooked: Same thing, Ryohei :|
extremeonwheels: no way
extremeonwheels: NOT REALLY!
extremeonwheels: .......
extremeonwheels: maybe?
alwaysbooked: YES REALLY! IT COMPLETELY WOULD BE!
alwaysbooked: It might START OUT as a 'friendly spar' but the both of you would get carried away!
extremeonwheels: BUT IT MIGHT WORK
extremeonwheels: DONT U WANNA KNO?
alwaysbooked: YES BUT
alwaysbooked: I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT
alwaysbooked: OR HIBARI
alwaysbooked: EVEN IF HE'S A JERK
extremeonwheels: hahaha you admit he's a jerk
extremeonwheels: but if we're beat up he'll have to go home early the next day too
extremeonwheels: coz everything hurts
alwaysbooked: He's only a jerk sometimes. He can be....nice. Sort of.
extremeonwheels: dunno
extremeonwheels: his face dun change much
extremeonwheels: but it's good if he's nice to you!
alwaysbooked: He is, sometimes.
alwaysbooked: He's civil, most days.
alwaysbooked: Then again I can't really tell if he's having a good day either.
extremeonwheels: right?
extremeonwheels: his face is like a brick wall with a small nose
alwaysbooked: Why do you keep mentioning his small nose?
extremeonwheels: coz it's tiny
alwaysbooked: I know
alwaysbooked: But you're the one that keeps bringing it up
extremeonwheels: coz it's really tiny!
extremeonwheels: REALLY TINY
alwaysbooked: ...You don't mention that to his face, do you?
extremeonwheels: not so much
extremeonwheels: sometimes?
extremeonwheels: ehehe
alwaysbooked: And you wonder why he gets easily annoyed with you?
extremeonwheels: he gets annoyed no matter what
extremeonwheels: even if i dun say it
alwaysbooked: I guess he's just easily annoyed by everything
alwaysbooked: I don't think I've ever seen him genuinely happy
alwaysbooked: Maybe that's his problem>
extremeonwheels: HOW DO WE MAKE HIM HAPPY?
alwaysbooked: I DON'T KNOW!!
alwaysbooked: ...HOW DO WE EVEN FIGURE IT OUT?
extremeonwheels: WE'LL DO IT
extremeonwheels: NO MATTER WHAT
extremeonwheels: maybe he needs a hug
alwaysbooked: ...maybe
alwaysbooked: I don't think he'd accept one
extremeonwheels: so we should pounce
extremeonwheels: surprise attack!
extremeonwheels: but if he punches you i'll punch him
alwaysbooked: I really don't think he's going to punch me.
alwaysbooked: He's never been openly violent when I'm around
alwaysbooked: And if he punches me I'll punch him back!
extremeonwheels: hahaha
extremeonwheels: u have a mean right hook
extremeonwheels: he'll be shocked
alwaysbooked: Maybe he'd actually listen to my nagging if he knew I could back it up
extremeonwheels: that's true....
extremeonwheels: so you should punch him
alwaysbooked: ....I guess so?
alwaysbooked: I don't want to punch him though!
alwaysbooked: Not without a good reason!
extremeonwheels: so we can make him sleep!
alwaysbooked: Is that a good enough reason?
alwaysbooked: He could probably fire me for it
extremeonwheels: he wouldn't
extremeonwheels: coz you work hard!!
extremeonwheels: and it;s the best reason
extremeonwheels: coz he doesn't rest
alwaysbooked: Are you sure? :/
extremeonwheels: not really
extremeonwheels: he better not punch you back
extremeonwheels: but its a good plan!
alwaysbooked: But he's been kind of annoyed with me already, I don't want to make it any worse
extremeonwheels: he's annoyed coz you're right?
alwaysbooked: Um, more because I said that I worry about him?
alwaysbooked: Because he's always so busy and he works really hard, and he's up too late
alwaysbooked: He thinks I shouldn't need to worry about him :/
extremeonwheels: then he shouldn't worry you right?
alwaysbooked: How can I not worry? D:
alwaysbooked: I worry about everyone!
extremeonwheels: no i mean
extremeonwheels: you'll always worry
extremeonwheels: so he should stop making you worry
extremeonwheels: by sleeping for once
alwaysbooked: Yeah, that would be a good start
extremeonwheels: so you have to punch him hard
alwaysbooked: ...I don't know if I could do it
alwaysbooked: You'd be there for backup, right?
extremeonwheels: yea!
extremeonwheels: course!
extremeonwheels: i won't let him punch you!
alwaysbooked: ...Then how exactly are we going to do this?
alwaysbooked: He's still on his temporary break
extremeonwheels: when he comes back let's see if he's better
extremeonwheels: and then when he overtimes too much again
extremeonwheels: i'll call you and you can march right over
extremeonwheels: and then sock him in the face!
extremeonwheels: but it'll be late at night, maybe i should pick you up
alwaysbooked: ....That might work.
alwaysbooked: Do you think you could take the time away from maintenance to pick me up? If I'm there late he might suspect something
extremeonwheels: yea!
extremeonwheels: my shift is done at 10 anyway
extremeonwheels: i just stay late coz it's fun to hang out
extremeonwheels: he stays til like 1 or 2
extremeonwheels: so i can pick you up round midnight
alwaysbooked: He really stays that late?!
extremeonwheels: a lot
alwaysbooked: I'll have to take a nap so I don't fall asleep
alwaysbooked: ...That just makes me even more mad at him!
extremeonwheels: ahaha
extremeonwheels: he works a lot!!
alwaysbooked: I know, and that should be good
alwaysbooked: But that's not healthy if he does it really often!
extremeonwheels: i dunno maybe he needs friends to hang out with after work
extremeonwheels: we should take him out
alwaysbooked: We should!
alwaysbooked: Plus you're always around late, and I could stay later if that's the problem
extremeonwheels: but you'd get tired!
alwaysbooked: Don't worry about me, I'll be okay :)
extremeonwheels: :
extremeonwheels: no way
extremeonwheels: i'll sit on you
alwaysbooked: Hey!
extremeonwheels: i will! :D
alwaysbooked: You shouldn't have to stay there with him alone just to get him to cheer up!
alwaysbooked: And I'll run before you try to sit on me!
alwaysbooked: :)
extremeonwheels: i have a scooter!
extremeonwheels: but you go to work earlier than i do
extremeonwheels: so you shouldn't stay late
alwaysbooked: Vongola has stairs!
alwaysbooked: It wouldn't be every day, so I'd be fine!
extremeonwheels: maybe you can come in late too
extremeonwheels: like i do.
alwaysbooked: That would work too?
alwaysbooked: If it makes you feel better
alwaysbooked: Really, I can handle staying up late!
extremeonwheels: but you're gonna be doing what hibari is doing
extremeonwheels: so i'll have to sit on yuo
alwaysbooked: If Hibari just wants someone to talk to after work then maybe he won't work as late and it won't be a problem!
extremeonwheels: i guess...
alwaysbooked: ...I won't stay late if you really don't want me to
extremeonwheels: no it's ok
extremeonwheels: as long as it's not everyday
extremeonwheels: and i'll drive you home
extremeonwheels: k?
extremeonwheels: :D
alwaysbooked: Okay! :)
extremeonwheels: :D :D
extremeonwheels: i have to go
extremeonwheels: the guys need me to look at stuff
alwaysbooked: Okay, then, I'll talk to you later?
alwaysbooked: We have to figure out how exactly we're putting our plan into action!
extremeonwheels: yea!!
extremeonwheels: hibari is going down!
extremeonwheels: to bed
extremeonwheels: hahaha
alwaysbooked: Right :)