LOG: [Thread] Grocery shopping, orz. [Hibari, Kusakabe] [OPEN]

Feb 23, 2009 14:06

WHO: Hibari Kyoya, Kusakabe Tetsuya, others?
WHAT: Running into each other at the grocer's. Awkwardness ensues :|
WHERE: Random grocery store in Namimori
WHEN: 24th Feb, morning
RATING: PG
WARNING(s): Hibari attempting to grocery shop should be warning enough...

P:D )

hibari kyouya, sasagawa ryohei, kusakabe tetsuya, log: on-going

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extremeonwheels February 23 2009, 16:51:06 UTC
It was then that Ryohei pretty much skidded into the grocery store, in the suit he wore to work though his shirt was halfway unbuttoned and his tie was hanging from his pants pocket.

"I NEED SOME MILK!" he declared, snatching a basket beside the door and practically dashing through the shelves, to the shock of the store's employees.

"Sorry, sorry!" he called out as he side stepped and otherwise avoided collision with random people on the aisles in his search for milk. And proteins. Yeah. How could he have forgotten to stock up on groceries over the weekend--!! HIS DIET!! IPIN WOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIM!

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So it's Ryohei --> Me --> Kusakabe for the moment. :0 derridamustdie February 23 2009, 16:55:50 UTC
...And it just so happened that Hibari was bent over the selection of milk at that moment, fingering his chin, peering thoughtfully at all the possibilities. He twitched when he heard a very boisterous and very (regrettably) familiar voice.

Great. Just what he needed. The man tried not to roll his eyes and focused on what he was doing.

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Kusakabe resists banging his head on the wall. pompadourpride February 23 2009, 17:00:48 UTC
"Good morning, Sasagawa-san," Kusakabe greeted politely, placing himself between Hibari and the other man. He liked Sasagawa Ryohei, but he was just that bit too energetic for Hibari to stand in large doses.

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Going to beeed after this! extremeonwheels February 23 2009, 17:05:25 UTC
"Huh?" Ryohei managed to say as he stopped his rapid exploration of the grocery store before the man with the magical hair (completely missing Hibari). Oh, hey, milk! And... "Oh, hey, Hair Guy!" he beamed. "Mornin'! Shopping? I forgot to shop yesterday and the day before and I ran out of milk after gym just now and---"

Ryohei looked at his watch as he thumbed off the trickle of sweat on his temple. "Imma gonna be late!" he finished, making a grab for his milk brand of choice and selecting one, two, three cartons of milk.

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derridamustdie February 23 2009, 17:08:01 UTC
Since it looked like Ryohei didn't even notice him, he could have done the smart thing and used it to his advantage.

...Really, though. The guy was just too annoying and loud.

"We're in a public place, Sasagawa. Keep your voice down."

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XD magical hair pompadourpride February 23 2009, 19:02:08 UTC
Kusakabe winced. So much for his valiant attempt at distraction.

"That's a lot of milk," he said lamely.

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IT HAS A LIFE OF ITS OWN! IS THIS SCIENCE? extremeonwheels February 24 2009, 00:34:46 UTC
Hey, hey, that sounded like Hibari. Actually, it WAS Hibari, Ryohei realized later, a little stunned. "KYO-CHAN, YOU LOOK NORMAL," he finally announced when he resumed his thought processes. "THIS IS EXTREMELY STRANGE!!"

And then, distracted by Kusakabe: "Oh, I have to drink this with protein every day!"

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...Between you two, I think I'm gonna die. derridamustdie February 24 2009, 02:36:22 UTC
"What do you mean 'normal'?"

Talking nonsense again. It was starting to be unsurprising, but that never stopped it from pissing him off.

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Re: ...Between you two, I think I'm gonna die. pompadourpride February 24 2009, 08:23:29 UTC
"Ah, it's just that we don't see Kyo-san in anything other than a business suit most of the time-- I guess that's what Sasagawa-san means," Kusakabe said sheepishly. He turned to Sasagawa with a hopeful expression (would this be enough to distract him? Would it?). "So, you're on a special diet, then?"

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I wanted to say no to make your life hard, but yes, that is enough to distract him. OTL extremeonwheels February 24 2009, 08:27:30 UTC
"THAT'S RIGHT!" he chimed in, still ogling Hibari and tilting his head to the side almost curiously. Who would have thought Hibari would look like a sorta normal person without the suit? Not that Hibari looked normal. He pretty much looked out of place, or perhaps it was because it was really just that boggling.

"AND YES, I AM!" he answered Kusakabe cheerfully, turning to the assistant enthusiastically, obviously eager to talk about boxing, his boxing diet, boxing, and everything related to it. "Well, not so special anymore since I don't do competitions, but I wanna stay fit!"

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derridamustdie February 24 2009, 09:02:52 UTC
Hibari, in the meantime, had decided upon the milk that he wanted and was moving on to the eggs.

Kusakabe could deal with the pest for the moment.

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XD RUN HIBARI RUN pompadourpride February 24 2009, 12:40:55 UTC
"Oh that's right, you do boxing, don't you?" asked Kusakabe, noting Hibari's escape from the corner of his eye with some relief. "How interesting!"

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HOW DO I CHASE AFTER HIM....... extremeonwheels February 24 2009, 12:44:15 UTC
"YEAH!" Ryohei boomed, blinking after Hibari. He automatically followed after the guy, leftover habits from Hibari's tendency to break things at work and Ryohei's impulse to make sure he wasn't destroying otherwise fine decorations. It was like-- Hibari, target sighted, do not let out of sight!

But wait. He was going to get proteins. "Maybe you should try it," he suggested to Kusakabe, confusing himself by trying to talk to Kusakabe, look for proteins, and keep an eye out for Hibari all at the same time.

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