[LOG] [CHAT] Irie Shouchi + Spanner [Closed]
WHO:Spanner & Shouichi Irie
WHAT: A chat log between Spanner (Greasycurls) and Shouichi Irie (Ichirobo)
WHERE: In their respective homes
WHEN: December 16
RATING: PG-13
WARNING(s): Hentai speak on the loose. And random fangirl comments in between. And those are marked by (( ))
greasycurls: TwT You, Ichirobo-kun.
ichirobo: -_-;;;; you, Greasycurls.
greasycurls: TwT Been busy, Ichirobo-kun?
ichirobo: >> Nn, a little.
ichirobo: You?
greasycurls: "Nn..." <-- moaning too early in the chat? Hrmm... I didn't think you'd miss me this much.
greasycurls: I've... I'm watching Gola melt some glue for the binding of some of the doujins.
ichirobo: It's a groan, not a moan. Stop making everything perverted, GC.
ichirobo: Melt in a 'this will be used' later way or melt in a 'oh man, look at the mess' way?
greasycurls: Melt in a way that he's got a glue gun in his hand and he's applying it to the spine of the book and putting the pages in before folding it up. That kind of melt.
greasycurls: We've been doing this for weeks. Managed to fix his AI for this.
greasycurls: Somehow.
greasycurls: He has a 10% chance of burning either the spine or the pages.
ichirobo: What's hsi chance of burning both?
ichirobo: Not terribly good odds, Spanner.
greasycurls: 5% for burning both. I'm still programming. It seems that he burns them when I'm in the middle of playing Tokidoki Namimori Memorial: Girls Side DX.
ichirobo: ...
ichirobo: While you're playing what?
greasycurls: Ah! It's this new eroge game I saw in Toranoana. It's still doujin. But quite impressive.
ichirobo: Really. Sounds interesting. Is there a reason for the ridiculously long name or are there other versions of it?
greasycurls: There's Tokidoki Namimori Memorial, which is where you get to screw the girl in the end.
greasycurls: In this one, you get to screw around with the boys.
greasycurls: And since this is the limited doujin release, it's DX.
greasycurls: You don't get to really screw around with the boys in the official version.
greasycurls: You can only peep at them in the shower room and stuff. Fun, but not enough.
ichirobo: ...I'm currently trying to figure out if you need a new hobby, or if you're just that horny.
greasycurls: ...
greasycurls: It keeps me warm.
ichirobo: Get a blanket!
ichirobo: I'm surprised you haven't gone and bought a kotatsu yet, being the Japanophile you are.
greasycurls: A kotatsu?
greasycurls: I... never thought about kotatsus before.
greasycurls: Is that the new word for vibrators now? Sorry, I'm not familiar with those things yet.
ichirobo: *sigh* No, they're not the same as vibrators.
ichirobo: And do NOT go into any adult stores
ichirobo: If you buy used panties I will kill you.
greasycurls: They don't. What are they then? I'd google but... I have to keep my eyes on Gola.
greasycurls: And I'm currently working on my 'skinship' with the character I'm chasing after.
ichirobo: Kotatsu, it's a blanket over a table with a heating sorce built into it
greasycurls: I see...
greasycurls: That sounds nice for the winter.
greasycurls: Another great invention from Japan. TwT
greasycurls: You should show me this kotatsu, Shou-han. It sounds comfortable.
ichirobo: I think I have one in the closet somewhere, I'll look for it.
ichirobo: I've been meaning to check and get one out anyway.
greasycurls: You can put it in a closet?
ichirobo: Store it when you're done with it, yes
greasycurls: is it one of those foldable things? Or is it already created with nano-techhnology?
greasycurls: I can imagine the nanobytes working well with heat. Interesting...
ichirobo: It depends on the table. My parents had one that had the legs fold up for easy storage
ichirobo: Some are immobile.
ichirobo: It has a charcoal or electric brazier, no nanotechnology
greasycurls: then there are mobile kotatsus? You can move them around?
greasycurls: or do they move on their own?
ichirobo: They're a table, Spanner. They don't move.
greasycurls: Never doubt what an object can do, Shou-han.
greasycurls: If you managed to plan a moving modular sub-terrain system, I wouldn't wonder what you can do with a table.
ichirobo: I never experimented on the table, except the fix the heater when it broke down.
ichirobo: What would be the point of a movie table, anyhow?
ichirobo: You would have to keep track of it.
greasycurls: a moving table you mean?
ichirobo: Ah, yes, my fingers slipped.
greasycurls: I don't know what you'd need it for, but it'd be convenient to move it around if you want to do some cleaning.
greasycurls: For example, you want to clean underneath that kotatsu. Instead of lifting it and moving it around, all you have to do is command it to move to the left or to the right and it would do as it's told.
greasycurls: something like taht.
greasycurls: Sorry... my hand slipped there.
ichirobo: It's not that hard to pick up a table and move it, to clean under it.
greasycurls: Well, wouldn't it be a lot easier if you can just command it. Imagine the hassle of disassembling your vacuum just to move a table to the left and then assembling it again just to clean that part.
greasycurls: Kotatsu, move left. Now go!
ichirobo: lol, It's an interesting idea
ichirobo: Maybe.
greasycurls: Maybe? It would be sensational!
greasycurls: Imagine the AI needed for it to have audio recognition.
greasycurls: Now that's exciting...
ichirobo: It doesn't have to be very advanced for a few commands.
greasycurls: You also have to consider accents too, Shou-han.
greasycurls: I realized recently that not all Japanese talk the same
ichirobo: No one speaks exactly the same, and every culture has accents.
greasycurls: You have to consider that in the AI too
ichirobo: Again, it's not that hard. Most cellphones are programmed with voice recognition, and there's very little trouble with it.
greasycurls: True there. I guess I should consider plotting the design in the next few days.
greasycurls: Maybe....
greasycurls: after I get this guy to go out on a date with me.
ichirobo: ...what guy.
ichirobo: What guy?* I mean.
greasycurls: Jealous, Shou-han?
ichirobo: A little, maybe. More curious than jealous.
greasycurls: You should, because he's a very handsome guy.
greasycurls: Hrmm....
greasycurls: .... now where to touch...
ichirobo: I should feel jealous?
ichirobo: How OLD are the boys in your game, Spanner?
greasycurls: Oh! He blushed when I touched his torso!
greasycurls: Interesting. TwT
greasycurls: How old?
ichirobo: N/m, I don't want to know.
greasycurls: Well the target market of the game is a high school girl, so most of the boys are high school.
greasycurls: I'm actually hitting on this older kid. College boy who works part-time in the coffee shop nearby.
greasycurls: He seems to have more mature events, even in the regular version of the game
ichirobo: Because he's older, perhaps?
greasycurls: Precisely.
greasycurls: Like right now, some coffee spilled on his shirt
greasycurls: So, I, supposedly the bumbling female heroine, comes in and offers to wipe the stain on his body. Which I do, with my towel/mouse
greasycurls: Rubbing is a fun thing, isn't it, Shou-han?
ichirobo: ...I'm not answering that
greasycurls: Friction's good for the winter.
greasycurls: You already answered by saying you're not answering.
greasycurls: Now isn't that, odd?
ichirobo: It's a little more honest then telling you 'no' when you know that my answer would be 'yes'. Also, less embarrassing.
greasycurls: So technically you meant 'Yes' earlier.
ichirobo: Yes.
greasycurls: Hrmm... TwT
greasycurls: Are you at work?
ichirobo: No, I'm at home now. I wouldn't talk to you on a work computer, Spanner, that's unprofessional.
greasycurls: orly?
greasycurls: Or is it because you know your things are monitored at work?
ichirobo: Which is yet another reason why talking to you at work would be unprofessional.
ichirobo: That and I hardly have the time.
greasycurls: So that Byakuran guy is keeping you busy, huh?
ichirobo: Not especially, Byakuran is *the* boss but he's not my direct boss. In theory, it's Byakuran keeping me busy, in actuality it is my direct boss, his direct boss, and my self.
greasycurls: Sounds complex.
greasycurls: And stressful.
ichirobo: Not especially, it's like any other company in pecking order.
greasycurls: Is it giving you ulcers?
ichirobo: I would be more stressed out of it wasn't busy.
ichirobo: And no, no ulcers.
greasycurls: Really, so idle time gives you ulcers while being busy isn't.
greasycurls: Interesting.
ichirobo: I don't like having too much time on my hands.
greasycurls: Which reminds me, what do you want to do on Sunday?
greasycurls: Or more like, what did you have in mind when you wanted to meet me?
ichirobo: I didn't really have any set plans.
greasycurls: Hrmm?
ichirobo: I'm not very good at planning dates.
greasycurls: I only know how to flag events, Shou-han.
greasycurls: I'd like to trigger all your events. Work on my 'Skinship' with you.
ichirobo: . . .
ichirobo: I'm not an ecchi game, Spanner
greasycurls: You aren't. That's what makes you more interesting, IMHO
greasycurls: Ichirobo-kun~~
ichirobo: I think they're showing some old Godzilla movies at one of the smaller theaters.
greasycurls: Oh! Gozilla!! DIAF, TOKYO!! HARHARHAR!
greasycurls: That's sweet. Maybe we could catch that.
ichirobo: Heh. I'll look up the times then.
ichirobo: We can figure out things from there?
greasycurls: Yeah. Or we can stay at these seats, Senpai.
greasycurls: ... heh. TwT
ichirobo: ...
greasycurls: Great. I got another event.
ichirobo: It didn't involve sex behind the coffee counter did it?
greasycurls: Now I get to screw the basketball senpai in the school auditorium. How naughty.
greasycurls: Ah. No. I haven't flagged that event yet.
ichirobo: School auditorium's aren't exactly comfortable
greasycurls: How would you know?
ichirobo: I'm not talking about for sex, though I assume they aren't for that
ichirobo: I was talking about in general
greasycurls: How would you know if I was referring to having sex there or not?
ichirobo: I followed the logical progression of the conversation
greasycurls: Hrmm... the sex was a lie. I guess Senpai doesn't like getting some action during half-time. Too bad.
ichirobo: What an unrealistic basketball player.
greasycurls: Either he's unrealistic or he has that much respect for the basketball court.
ichirobo: Some sports players are fanatics.
greasycurls: He is. One of the things that raised his hearts for me was when I gave him gatorade.
greasycurls: Now if it were you, I wonder what raise my love points.
ichirobo: Telling you would be like a cheat code
greasycurls: Interesting. I love the challenge.
ichirobo: Sadly, we'll never have sex in an auditorium.
greasycurls: Where shall we have sex then?
greasycurls: If, in theory, you are a game character, and I chose to chase after your character.
ichirobo: A bedroom
greasycurls: A bedroom eh?
ichirobo: ((And since Spanner's logging keystrokes. Shouichi added 'back of a movie theatre' and 'a very abandoned bathroom' before deleting them all)
ichirobo: Yes.
ichirobo: ...you're still logging my keystrokes aren't you.
greasycurls: ((Spanner will keep note on the back of the movie theater for the date))
ichirobo: ((XD))
greasycurls: Quite frankly, I am. But I'm not looking at the logs now.
greasycurls: I usually let the program read the keystrokes then browse it
greasycurls: Should I look now?
ichirobo: No.
greasycurls: Should I even look at the log?
ichirobo: ...I would prefer you didn't.
greasycurls: I'll leave it to my choice then.
greasycurls: So a bedroom would be your choice
greasycurls: That's usually the choice of virgins.
ichirobo: It's private, and controlled, and I'm not a virgin, Spanner.
greasycurls: I know you aren't.
greasycurls: That's first hand information I know. Heh. TwT
ichirobo: ...
greasycurls: I was only citing the choice of virgins as a matter of fact
greasycurls: When characters are bought to bedrooms, it's usually because it's their first time
greasycurls: unless it's a kinky bedroom in some love motel that has strange apparatuses and stuff.
greasycurls: Now that would be interesting if we were in such a room, Ichirobo
ichirobo: Love hotels can be expensive.
ichirobo: But, I suppose it could be an experience.
greasycurls: ... you're not saying no to anything, are you, Shou-han?
ichirobo: Not yet.
greasycurls: That's great by me. Then I don't have to think much about the date then. You've got interesting 'events' for me to flag.
ichirobo: I'm imagining you waving a checkered flag around during these 'events' now
greasycurls: Ah well, the term in games are flag, or triggers.
greasycurls: Like mailboxes. When you have mail, flag down.
ichirobo: Aaah, I see
greasycurls: You haven't had the chance to play games, have you?
ichirobo: I was never interested in those types of games
greasycurls: What kind of games do you like then? Ouendan? Guitar Hero?
ichirobo: Mario Kart, Mortal Combat. Mindless games.
greasycurls: Ero games are somewhat mindless too
greasycurls: Once you get the formulas.
ichirobo: Aren't they interactive?
greasycurls: Slightly. For some. The best one
greasycurls: s... sorry I keep on pressing enter too early now
ichirobo: That's alright. The game is distracting you?
greasycurls: No, you're distracting me...
ichirobo: I'm distracting you?
greasycurls: A lil.
greasycurls: The idea of you on bed got me typing with one hand.
greasycurls: Sorry for the slight delays..
ichirobo: That's flattering.
greasycurls: Is it making you blush?
ichirobo: Would you like me to turn on my webcam so you can see?
ichirobo: Yes it's making me blush.
greasycurls: (( Kyaaaaa~~ <3 <3 Spanner-half and I are oggling at the other window!!))
greasycurls: ((yukitsu: T^T wanna nomnom on Shou-han.))
ichirobo: ((XD What other window?))
greasycurls: ((The YM Window))
ichirobo: *ichirobo has asked to video conference*
ichirobo: ((XDD))
greasycurls: *greasycurls accepts the video conference*
greasycurls: sdfjkahsgjkahg
ichirobo: There's trouble with my stereo, I'm not getting any sound.
ichirobo: And stop looking at me like that >>
greasycurls: But you look cute. You can't hear me Shou-han? I hear you loud and clear though.
ichirobo: No, it might be the webcam connection. I'll have to check.
greasycurls: Something might be messing with my microphone though. Probably the printers since they're whirring quite loudly right now.
ichirobo: No, I'm not getting any noise at all.
ichirobo: I'm sure from this range I'd be able to hear you over the printers, anyhow
ichirobo: You look really good, Spanner
greasycurls: Thanks. I try to look good. ((Smiles at Shou-han at the camera. And the reason why he was typing with one hand was because he was eating his lollipop))
ichirobo: You're also a pervert. ((~leans over the computer screen as he fiddles with something in back))
greasycurls: Depends on what country I'm in, Shou-han. In Japan, I'm not exactly considered a pervert yet
ichirobo: ((sits down, notices still no sound)) No, and don't you dare buy used panties. There's... levels to perversion.
ichirobo: To some people you're a pervert just for being gay
ichirobo: Or bi, or whatever you are.
greasycurls: I see... I don't really look at those labels and stuff.
greasycurls: Oh, what do you mean by used panties? Did you mean something like this? ((takes out a tupperware that has those cute blue gymshorts inside it))
ichirobo: ...you're kidding me.
greasycurls: I won it as a prize in the arcade. One of the new gashapon machines there.
ichirobo: There's something a little disturbing about a society where you win underwear from arcade games.
ichirobo: Ah, it's late. I have to sign off now.
greasycurls: Well, I'll take note of that abandoned bathroom on Sunday, then.
greasycurls: See you this wekeend.