Shagathon fic #1

[rebelliousrose2]

Title: You Had Me At Helo
Author: rebelliousrose
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 5200
Spoilers: Up to season 3. 
Disclaimer: belongs to NBC Universal, no profit being made, please don't sue.
Author's note: Written for the very patient carpenyx, and this is really the second part of her prompt, the smutty part. I'm still wrestling with the first part and the lack of

Comments

[carpenyx]

LMAO. I love it.

“Lee and you have been done to death, Helo. The thought of trying to get you naked with Tigh or Adama creeps me out, clearly Gaeta’s not working for you, and HotDog has the clap. That leaves Baltar or Billy, or a Cylon male. Or Doc Cottle.”

LMAO! The clap. Hee!

“Gods. I always want Sharon, Athena-Sharon, that is. Boomer-Sharon is sort of, um, Sharon Lite, you know?”

*gigglesnort* Sharon Lite.

“Is this an ‘Officers-Only’ shower hour?” The Chief’s voice is an icy rumble and Helo feels Boomer stiffen above him, and a sudden lack of stiffness below.

*grin*

“What do you want me to do? The only time the four of you are all together in one place is either when Boomer visits Galactica and has the staredown with Tigh, or when Sharon’s in a cell and someone’s going to need to come down with a serious case of necrophilia! I’m TRYING!”

hehehe, how much do I love this? It was perfect! Thank you soooo much. I laughed! It was great. :) Awesome work!

[rebelliousrose]

I'm glad you are pleased; for some reason this one wrote itself. Kooky things kept popping into my head, and poor Helo. At least he got some...

[lokei]

*snicker* Don't worry, the characters talk to me too. And often they're not even that polite. *grin*

[rebelliousrose]

Well, Helo's a pretty polite guy. Especially if you are female. ;}

[eclectic_spirit]

That is absolutely brilliant, and totally hilarious! ;D

[rebelliousrose]

Thank you! I've mostly been worried that it sucks.

[mamaboolj]

I really enjoyed this, and was laughing out loud. I've always wondered what the characters felt about how people write them!

[rebelliousrose]

Hey, mama! Thank you for the good review! I bet the characters on BSG sit around and complain all the time. Lee's like "Damn it, why do I have to have angst all the time? What can't I sleep with the Cylons like everybody else? That reporter chick waas SO coming on to me."

Or Adama. "I hate noodles! Why can't we find the Planet of Steak?"

[sabaceanbabe]

This is one of the best (and hottest) crack!fics I've ever read. Oh. My. God. I'm still laughing. Or at least snickering. :P You had the kids in character even when they were talking to you! *dies laughing*