A moment at Nickies house
My mom me and my brother were eating dinner
I walked next to my brother as he stood up
I said "Your mom goes to college..."
He said "There will be no quoting that movie..."
I said "I wasnt quoting th-"
I was cut off
He then proceeded to SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE WITH A PIECE OF STEAK
I said "You just meat slapped me! I can not believe you just slapped me with a piece of meat!"
My mother walks over and says "Henry!!! Nickie, let me see..."
She turns my cheek towards her
and then proceeds to LICK MY FACE
I say "I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST LICKED MEAT JUICE OFF MY FACE"
She says "Calm down Nickie..."
IN CONCLUSION
My brother slapped me with a piece of meat
My mother licked it off
Wanna come over for dinner?
WHAT THE FUCK!
I heart my family...we're the weirdest motherfuckers around
I walked next to my brother as he stood up
I said "Your mom goes to college..."
He said "There will be no quoting that movie..."
I said "I wasnt quoting th-"
I was cut off
He then proceeded to SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE WITH A PIECE OF STEAK
I said "You just meat slapped me! I can not believe you just slapped me with a piece of meat!"
My mother walks over and says "Henry!!! Nickie, let me see..."
She turns my cheek towards her
and then proceeds to LICK MY FACE
I say "I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST LICKED MEAT JUICE OFF MY FACE"
She says "Calm down Nickie..."
IN CONCLUSION
My brother slapped me with a piece of meat
My mother licked it off
Wanna come over for dinner?
WHAT THE FUCK!
I heart my family...we're the weirdest motherfuckers around